I'll be spending 30 days in phoenix county jail this Monday. Any tips on how to prepare would be greatly appriciated.
2007-11-08 16:50:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
1. Never blow kisses to other inmates
2. Never sleep on your stomach
3. Never shower with the guy named Stud.
4. If someone drops the soap in the shower do not bend
over to pick it up.
5. Tell the other inmates your in for multiple murders
2007-11-08 17:10:48 · answer #1 · answered by Hirise bill 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Phoenix!!!!!!! OMG do not eat the meat!! I'm originally from Phoenix and had to spend time in tent city for traffic problems. They constantly receive shipments of 'donated' food that is basically unfit to sell because it is past its expiration date. I had to work in the kitchen... Moldy bread, gross meat and cheese more oily then mechanic at the end of the work day. Just be nice to the guards and show them respect and they won't mess with you. And they will not hesitate to make you look like a fool. And after your stint, hopefully you will realize that anything you can do to stay out there you will do it!
2007-11-09 01:02:17 · answer #2 · answered by Joe C 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stay clear of others that are trouble makers. These guys are not your friends. Most repeat offenders are master manipulators and you don't want to be caught up in their drama. Just keep your head down, follow the rules and do your time. You don't want to do anything that is going to make things worse or cause you to get time added to your sentence.
2007-11-09 01:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by Laura E 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would say beat the holy living crap out of the first guy you run across.......dont even wait to find someone.......soon as they take the cuffs off, just wail away on another inmate........
Sure, it will add some time or other charges to your sentence, but it should keep the other inmates from bugging you.....and hey, you might get solitary.......which is the only way I could ever do prison..........Im not a big people person........
2007-11-09 01:38:22 · answer #4 · answered by always remember 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Say you have AIDS. But then again you would still be fair game to other inmates who REALLY have AIDS.
Don't break the law, I hope you pay for whatever you did. Don't have fun or make friends. suffer.
That sounds harsh but the harder time you have the better chance you will remember to stay out of trouble.
2007-11-09 00:55:21 · answer #5 · answered by von_meat_helmet 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Act like a mental paitient and hope that they put you in protective custody. Try taking a huge dump all over yourself as soon as you arrive.
If that doesn't work sleep with your rear against the wall.
2007-11-09 01:26:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit doing things that get you into jail. If you don't...someday you will have to do hard time for years..not days in a real prison. My advice...use your best behavior...maybe you will get an early release.
2007-11-09 01:00:27 · answer #7 · answered by chilicooker_mkb 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
mind your business, dont try to make frinds they will betray you keep to yourself, dont show fear it will be exploited if the going gets rough you can alway sign in to protective coustody good luck hope you learned your lesson
2007-11-09 17:02:32 · answer #8 · answered by darock997 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think about what you did and never do it again. Oh, and it's obvious, but do not drop the soap...
2007-11-09 01:14:53 · answer #9 · answered by --- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do your time, stay away from trouble and remember this valuable lesson. Good luck.
2007-11-09 01:00:00 · answer #10 · answered by Joan J 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋