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2007-11-08 13:44:54 · 38 answers · asked by ♥SuRfEr♥ 4Life 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

38 answers

Looking to buy a frog?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

2007-11-08 13:53:39 · answer #1 · answered by James 3 · 3 0

Giving another person another chance at life will surely make you better. Because you acknowledge the fact that there are other people who are not as fortunate as you are and actually needs support, you will feel better. People who seek a better chance at life at Te Waipuna Puawai Mercy Oasis (www.twp.org.nz) for example can benefit from any help that you can give. I assure you, you will feel good and proud of yourself by just helping in anyway you can.

2007-11-08 20:37:15 · answer #2 · answered by wannabesaviour 1 · 1 0

I have a bad knee,a bruised ankle,6-herniated disc in my back, 3 in my neck -my right side of my shoulder is killing me.
I cut my left index finger and my right thumb.I had my large intestine removed and I'm doing pretty good.
Do you feel any better? Really all of this is the truth.
No Sweet ♥ I really hope you feel so good in a little while-that if you felt any better it would be against the law!xxxoooo

2007-11-08 13:56:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

**Gives you a hug**... Dont worry everything will be alright ! Just smile and try to forget whatever is making you feel sad cause :

Why be sad brokenhearted
There's so much to do...
Life is hard OR its a PAR-TAY
The choice is up to YOU...
With a new attitude E*V*E*R*T*H*I*N*G can change
Make it all YOU want it to be...
Staying sad, why do that ?
Give yourself a break
Laugh about it and you'll see =P

LOL.... Hope this made you feel better, and sorry if it didnt. But just remember, LIFE'S WHAT YOU MAKE IT (so lets make it rockk ! lol)...

Feel better sOon <33

2007-11-09 20:05:26 · answer #4 · answered by whatsername 5 · 1 0

Merry Christmas!

2007-11-08 13:47:56 · answer #5 · answered by PhizZingFree 4 · 1 0

are you looking forward to anything? think about this thing endlessly. anticipate it.
things that make me feel better are ]
a) taking a long, hot bath
b) giving myself or someone else a makeover
c) shopping
d) working out
e) eating
f) taking a stroll downtown
now make your own list!
feel better soon!

2007-11-08 13:49:29 · answer #6 · answered by Jamie 2 · 1 0

Go lay down and drink some water. That's about it kid. Sorry. I don't feel very good either. And incidentally I'm going to lie down and drink some water. Goodnight.

2007-11-08 13:48:13 · answer #7 · answered by Sister Lourdes 3 · 2 0

Don't worry - they don't have a sample of your DNA on the victim to compare so they will never pin the crime on you. Now do you feel better?

2007-11-08 13:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 2 0

i hope ur day gets better and i hope u get loads of nice awnsers.
ppl in p&s are very nice cuz i askd a similar q lately and got some nice awnsers.

so good luck♥☺

2007-11-08 13:49:05 · answer #9 · answered by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 · 4 0

If I was there I would give the best massage to help you feel better :)

2007-11-08 13:46:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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