I cant' find the remote and my wife left it on the Home and Garden Network! I can't channel surf, I'm stuck on one channel! What do I do?
2007-11-08 13:41:21 · 32 answers · asked by seadog 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oodles, it's just a joke about a man and his remote, yes I could get up and change it, but where's the creativity in that?
2007-11-08 21:44:37 · update #1
You must be strong! You have to muster the strength to get up and turn the TV to ESPN! Then, after collapsing on the floor, you can watch Sportscenter.
2007-11-08 13:45:03 · answer #1 · answered by thefistofdoom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get off the couch and push the buttons on the TV, or get off couch and look for remote. Although going out and buying one is probably quicker. Or even try calling your wife and asking her if she knows were it is.
2007-11-08 13:45:39 · answer #2 · answered by ziggy_brat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you serious??? That is a big dilemma? Stop being so god damn lazy boy and get up and change it at the tv!! Usually if you turn the set off after 5 minutes you can change the channel at the box anyway!!!!
2007-11-08 14:15:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Use the cable box instead of using the remote lol.
2007-11-08 13:44:49 · answer #4 · answered by lacrosse lover<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait until your wife comes back in the room and have her change the channel for you. until then just keep doing this and ignore the tv. i do it all the time.
2007-11-08 14:54:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go buy a one for all remote - - - program it and you are home free
2007-11-08 13:44:47 · answer #6 · answered by curious1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her when she gets back with your beer to find the friggin' remote.
2007-11-08 13:48:00 · answer #7 · answered by Dogness 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink heavily.
Be seen by her friends in seedy bars, crying into your beer and complaining to cheap women about how 'she done me wrong'
2007-11-08 13:47:08 · answer #8 · answered by Horsmn4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask your wife where she put the remote, and clean your TV room if it is messy and trust me, you'll find it!
2007-11-08 13:45:12 · answer #9 · answered by Maddi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just turn it off your only going to get yourself all worked up. watch TV on the Internet or get the garbage lid off the dog.
2007-11-08 13:44:44 · answer #10 · answered by Neev 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋