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Hide in concrete bunker....lol..

2007-11-08 13:11:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Stay indoors, keep the windows *closed*, and keep an eye out for news reports--the idea is to wait until that flock left town for a warmer climate before going outside. O_O

Why? Because elephant dung can weigh what, 20 pounds or so? Per movement? I'm sorry, but if *that* is dropping from even five, six stories up, a steel umbrella and a crash helmet are *still* not going to protect you. And if one lands suddenly, forget about it, nothing this side of an armor-plated Hummer is going to cut it (hint: they weigh *TONS*, these elephants do).

So yeah, you have to do more than duck and cover on this one to be safe, *from impact issues*, never mind the stink. o_o

2007-11-08 13:13:03 · answer #2 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 2 0

stay indoors, shop the residing abode windows *closed*, and shop a beware for guidance comments--the perception is to attend till that flock left city for a hotter climate till now going outdoors. O_O Why? by using fact elephant dung can weigh what, 20 pounds or so? in protecting with pass? i'm sorry, yet whilst *that* is dropping from even 5, six suggestions up, a steel umbrella and a crash helmet are *regardless of the shown fact that* unlikely to guard you. And if one lands without be conscious, forget approximately approximately it, now no longer some thing this edge of an armor-plated Hummer is going to decrease lower back it (hint: they weigh *a great deal*, those elephants do). So yeah, you need to do extra ideal than duck and cover in this one to be danger-loose, *from result subject concerns*, by no skill recommendations the stink. o_o

2016-10-15 13:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by gilboy 4 · 0 0

Look up at them and say...

"Well I be done seen about everything, when I see a flock of elephants fly!"

2007-11-08 13:08:13 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 2 0

I would be very careful and watch out for falling elephant
doo doo.

2007-11-08 13:05:40 · answer #5 · answered by Jack F 2 · 3 0

I'd do a quick sanity check, then try to get a pic with my phone.

2007-11-08 13:05:26 · answer #6 · answered by thefistofdoom 5 · 1 0

Check the type of mushrooms I'd just eaten!

2007-11-08 13:05:36 · answer #7 · answered by Watsit 5 · 3 0

Buy a stronger umbrella.

2007-11-08 13:04:52 · answer #8 · answered by chuckyoufarley 6 · 5 0

I would wonder what I hit my head on, or what somebody put in my root beer.

2007-11-08 13:05:03 · answer #9 · answered by supertop 7 · 1 0

unleash my flying mice

2007-11-08 13:07:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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