I've posted a question about being attacked by the wall gnomes but it seems that they've diverted there attention from me and focused on taking my aunt's things now LoL. I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions on how to deal with these guys. They don't take things from me any longer but have focused there attention on my aunt. I've tried to tell her over and over again that its the wall gnomes who are taking her things but she denounced that saying that, "If it isnt in the Bible then its not real" With her being heavily religious and not believing in them would this be why they have focused on taking her things? If so how do I make a deal with these guys so they'll stop taking things or how could I see them? And once again, No, Im not on drugs, drunk, or crazy. Things really do disappear without a trace in my home and sometimes so up in weird places.
2007-11-08 11:31:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Marcus
It seems that you have a twofold problem.
First you need to convince your aunt that gnomes do in fact exist. To do this get her to have a look in the middle of her bible at Psalms 88. If her bible is fully printed it will declare that the author is none other than HEMAN. Yes, Heman of Masters of the Universe fame. If Heman exists and is authenticated within the words of the bible then so to can Gnomes.
Second problem is that if you have Wall Gnomes then they may in fact be lost. Wall is an ancient district of North Staffordshire, England where may Gnomes indeed originated prior to setting off to the New World of the Americas. What Wall Gnomes were never told is that their ticket was a one way trip. To get rid of them just put a sign in the window stating that the local post office is giving out free repatriation certificates with passage home - they will soon be off.
You'll have no problems getting rid of the Wall Gnomes, though convincing your aunt may require a miracle. Good luck!
2007-11-08 11:55:36 · answer #1 · answered by Busman Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not leaving them appropriate sacrifices. That's how we have to deal with the gnomes in the Garage of All-Holding.
2007-11-08 12:38:15 · answer #2 · answered by Elizabethe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the underpants gnomes are all one strike in support of the Writer's Guild.
2007-11-08 11:40:24 · answer #3 · answered by don_sv_az 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They do it because gnomes are mischievious little bastards. You can't make a deal with them, because they are dishonest little brats and will never keep their word. Just be glad they stopped taking your stuff, and are taking your aunts instead.
2007-11-08 14:13:04 · answer #4 · answered by pdx_girl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋