How do I ignite cracked wind?

Question

i.e. nuclear azz

Answer 1

very carefully............u might screamin' like a little girl, if u mess it up..........gasoline is a bad idea..........and whatever u do.....dont do this if there is a camera within in twenty feet of u........... watch out for cross winds..........good luck....u must be really bored.........

Answer 2

First, eat nothing but beans and rice for 1 or 2 months, as you'll need a ready source of fuel. 2nd) Call the fire department as a warning. 3rd Clear the area of all combustibles for ten yard in any direction.4th)get naked and get on your hands and knees. 5th) Have lit tiki torch ready!
6th)Have tiki flame held near the exit. 7th) Open cheeks!

Answer 3

It helps if you are at least down to your skivvies, and have the ignition source (lighter or match) already lit and real close to your... exhaust pipe. Turn out the lights for maximum effect.

Answer 4

Use a Bic.. But be forewarned.. You'll have to be willing to sacrifice some of the a*s hair in the process.. unless you're really hairy.. then you might go up like a roman candle..

Answer 5

Lay on your back , pull your knees up to your chest , take lit lighter and hold next to your bottom and fire away , it works like a charm : )

Answer 6

strike a match as the gas passes by

Answer 7

With a lighter or match

Answer 8

shouldn't this be in the mens health section?