sometimes i wake up and watch tv. this ususally happens everday in the summer and occasionally on saturdays during the school year. OK, well, there is this show called MAURY. When i watch it, my left eye starts to roll and my face bleeds. So then i turn off the tv and everything returns to normal. It's like magic. Anyway, if i watch Maury all the way through, do you think it will kill me? Please explain.
2007-11-08 09:35:25 · 27 answers · asked by Samantha 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television ➔ Talk Shows
Maury is the devil incarnate.
It is only natural to have a twitchy eye and bloody face while watching. Here are other symptoms:
1 minute: twitchy eyes
2 minutes: bleeding face
5 minutes: explosive flatulence
10 minutes: irritable bowels
15 minutes: projectile vomiting
20 minutes: Toe and fingernail fungi
25 minutes: loss of major appendages
30 minutes: spontaneous combustion
I do not advise watching the entire 30 minutes or the side effects may be irreversible.
2007-11-08 09:44:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You ARE THE FATHER... You ARE NOT THE FATHER... Take a LIE DETECTOR TEST...
Maury has a successful show, but YOU should NOT be watching it, sweetheart!!! It can be upsetting and disheartening to certain people...
If it makes you physically sick, do not watch it anymore EVER!! It may kill you to watch it all the way thru, if, by watching it for just a few minutes, your left eye rolls and your face bleeds!! I can't explain it, but for the love of all that's holy, just don't watch it!!!!
2007-11-08 15:12:03 · answer #2 · answered by A W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I died just last week from watching Maury. It is indeed possible. If you're looking for a quicker death, there's always Montel and the Tyra Banks Show.
2007-11-08 09:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by BQ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
itsa TV thing. i stopped paying the cable company to lower my IQ a couple years ago and havent missed much.
never seen "Desperate Housewives" (why are they desparate, anyway?)
never seen "Lost" tho i heard suspension of disbelief on that series required surgery.
never seen "Sopranos" (about a church choir, right?)
Hold the lives of each of your grey cells as sacred. The TV guys sure don't. Never have.
"Love... exciting and new.... come aboard... we're expecting you!"
2007-11-08 09:44:01 · answer #4 · answered by Faesson 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It has been scientifically proven that watching maury kills brain cells and lowers your IQ by a hundred points....fatalities have occured from immediate brain death....
2007-11-08 09:38:22 · answer #5 · answered by NR77 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you are getting maury overload!!!
it's a common side effect of getting too much drama in one day!
2007-11-08 13:12:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It might do... it depends wot's on the show when ur watchin it. If it's somethin good then you might just make it.... bring back the old Jerry Springer I reckon!!
2007-11-08 09:39:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe its a way of your sub-conscious to tell you that you don't like the program before you watch it all. i seriously doubt it will kill you lol death by chat show!
2007-11-08 09:39:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah uh stop playing thats crazy. i lik maury lol.
2007-11-08 09:38:35 · answer #9 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were you I would watch it through and see.
2007-11-09 22:24:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋