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after giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a cow that smashed into my tricycle and lay helpless at the side of the road????????

Thank god I was wearing my purple helmet...

2007-11-08 06:16:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

22 answers

Nah cows are healthier than us...just make sure you don't slip on any of her pies...lol...

p.s. i hope u didn't feel a nip while you were swapping spit...lol

2007-11-08 06:20:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

poor tricycle laying helpless on the side of the road like that while you were resuscitating the cow. Next time put the purple helmet on the tricycle

2007-11-08 06:21:18 · answer #2 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0 0

Why in God's name would you give mouth to mouth to a cow? in the CPR videos the dummy they use is a human. do you know anything about the anatomy of a cow, or only that it tastes good with ketchup and cheese?

in terms of getting a disease, you're fine... you're lucky you didn't hit the cow while you were in sub-saharran africa, or else there would be a good chance that you now have full blown aids

2007-11-08 06:22:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Are you sure the cow smashed into you?? Or you & your tricyle crashed into the poor cow??? HeHe And if anything you will end up with Mad Cow disease, soooo get a moooooovvee on to the doc! HeHe O=)

2007-11-08 06:19:51 · answer #4 · answered by lilblueone 4 · 0 0

Watch for Hoof and Mouth Disease.

2007-11-08 07:59:18 · answer #5 · answered by But Inside I'm Screaming 7 · 0 0

im taking a cpr/first aid class, and they say it is very rare to contract diseases while giving mouth to mouth

2007-11-08 06:20:04 · answer #6 · answered by Workaholic 5 · 0 0

Only if you start getting the urge to eat grass.

2007-11-08 06:20:23 · answer #7 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 0 0

You are joking of course and perhaps being a bit rude.

2007-11-08 06:20:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Have you ever heard of Cow Pox!???

2007-11-08 06:20:05 · answer #9 · answered by staymay 7 · 1 0

Yup be very afraid.

http://www.hotornot.com/p/?action=photos

2007-11-08 06:37:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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