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I really do have an answer for it, but I might post some more of these because I get a kick out of some of the answers people give.

2007-11-08 05:25:30 · 7 answers · asked by Brant 7 in Science & Mathematics Astronomy & Space

Okay, I admit, this might not be as good as some of yours...

ANSWER: 1/50 as many as it takes to find the socket.

2007-11-08 09:23:39 · update #1

7 answers

Top 10 answers to the question:
How many moon landing hoax believers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10) All of them, because they have to vote on whether or not the light bulb they're replacing is really burned out.
9) Five, one to screw in the bulb and four to protect him from the truth.
8) None. There's no such thing as electricity, so why bother?
7) It's a trick question. You can't screw in a light bulb unless you belong to an electrical union.
6) Two. Any one of the hoaxers, plus Elvis.
5) If this bulb's on the ceiling, it's a trick question. No one could possibly reach that high to change it.....
4) None. No moon landing hoaxer should be allowed to touch a light bulb. They might harm themselves.
3) It's impossible to say. No one has ever changed a light bulb.
2) You mean someone actually believes that crap?
1) None. Light bulbs are a government hoax.

2007-11-08 05:42:31 · answer #1 · answered by David Bowman 7 · 6 1

What's a light bulb? I have been too busy looking for the stage where the hoax was made up.

2007-11-08 05:43:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

It takes 2. One to change the bulb, and another to point out how the shadows it casts are not parallel, so there must be another light source.

2007-11-08 06:30:29 · answer #3 · answered by ZeroByte 5 · 8 0

They can't. They will not go near light bulbs because they think they are the transmitters for the government's mind control devices.

2007-11-08 05:31:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6 2

None, they believe that light bulbs contain the spirits of their dead relatives!

2007-11-08 05:33:45 · answer #5 · answered by Wounded Duck 7 · 1 2

Hi. None. They don't believe in light bulbs.

2007-11-08 05:28:21 · answer #6 · answered by Cirric 7 · 1 4

It would pretty well take them all.

2007-11-08 06:22:02 · answer #7 · answered by Billy Butthead 7 · 1 2

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