Ok, everybody knows that if you put grapes in the sun they become raisins right? And if you squish grapes they becomes wine. Well I can buy grapes AND raisins on food stamps. So why can I NOT buy wine? A couple of girls from online are coming for dinner and I wanna buy a bottle of the good stuff ( Boones Farm, or maybe MAd Dog 20/20) and have no cash. I argued with the manager at Piggly WIggly but he refused to give in. Have you any clue how to handle this?
2007-11-08 04:29:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
we can buy soda on ours
2007-11-08 06:06:41 · update #1
Buy the grapes...call me over...put them on the bed...when we are done rolling around on them....viola! you have wine!
2007-11-08 06:31:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm only answering because you do seem SERIOUS.
Go around the corner, sell the food stamps, and come back for the wine.
(Boones Farm? On a Thursday? You ARE the man.)
2007-11-08 12:35:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hear your cries, brother!! Keep the faith and press on!! (actually you could sell food stamps then use cash to buy wine at Pigly WIggly)
I've never seen midget porn...can I join ???
2007-11-08 12:48:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are so funny. You just have to go to the ghetto, in the heart of a crackhead neighborhood, and they will let you buy wine on foodstamps. HAHA!! Mad dog and Boones-good stuff!! HAHAHA!! I love Boonies (mmmm...snow creek berry, wild island, fuzzy navel) actually and grape maddog was the first stuff I ever got drunk on!!
2007-11-08 16:47:57 · answer #4 · answered by Arraya 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask them why you can't buy Pepsi with food stamps while you're at it. You can buy corn syrup, carbonated water, and food coloring so I should be able to buy soda damnit!!!!
Just wait til they stop allowing us to have chips but they'll allow us to have potatoes and cooking oil!
2007-11-08 13:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Holly Cookie Starr™♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sell the stamps for 75 cents on the dollar. Then go and buy wine, cigs, and porn. I like midget porn.
2007-11-08 12:37:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You had better start squishing grapes.
2007-11-08 12:48:04 · answer #7 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How is it that you have money for a computer and internet but you need food stamps????
2007-11-08 12:36:17 · answer #8 · answered by Am_I_Bluffin'?? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll bring the wine fire up the video!!!!
2007-11-08 14:33:26 · answer #9 · answered by GATORBOYZ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋