List any that you know.
For instance:
- Never put any type of fruit in a beer (even a lemon or lime).
- No wasting beer in the pursuit of humor.
- Never talking to another man while at the urinal.
- When toasting with beer, you have to clink the bottom of the bottle, because clinking the top would swap saliva and thus qualify as kissing.
- Never ask directions when traveling.
- Never carry a basket.
2007-11-08 02:42:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
-scratch your balls every 10 minutes to make sure they are still there.
-refer to the remote control as "man business"
-wait until you are in the smallest place available (ex: elevator) to fart so everyone can enjoy
-skip work on your birthday to play Madden '08 on your PS3 all day long
-Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
-Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies
-When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.
-It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach … and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free.
-A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
-Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
I could do this forever, but i need to stop for now!
2007-11-08 02:58:49 · answer #1 · answered by victoria 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
-Never ask another man if he thinks your pants make you butt look too big.
-NEVER EVER touch another man's BBQ Grill
-Don't talk to a man, unless its about sports, for a 12 hour window surrounding a major sporting event .... like lawn tennis.
2007-11-08 11:07:30 · answer #2 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never eat quiche with a pink sweater tied around your neck.
2007-11-08 11:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by SpaceMonkey67 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never get a glass for your milk..always drink straight from the carton.
2007-11-08 10:47:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
women laws
never talk to men that follow man laws
2007-11-08 10:45:55 · answer #5 · answered by jen 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
-Never take the remote
-Never ask for sex during football
-Salad is not dinner food
2007-11-08 10:54:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
-Never worry about your cuticles.
-Don't ever ask to borrow another man's porn.
2007-11-08 11:45:50 · answer #7 · answered by Butter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Men don't wear fanny pack's or man purse's.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Rock on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-08 11:06:05 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋