or smash your cart into them
2007-11-08 01:21:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I like to tie a fishing pole to the scooter (just out of reach) with a Twinkie on the hook.
It's fun to watch them go crazy and run into everything trying to get the Twinkie. Fun times.
2007-11-08 07:29:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding trips to wal-mart and getting their chair after a hard walk IN the store from the handycap parking spot, knocking things off shelves with their canes/sticks because they are too lazy to leave the chair... is like a vacation for these people they don't have much else.
In all seriousness though; I'm just glad I'm not one of them.
Dingelbury made me laugh.
2007-11-08 09:51:55 · answer #2 · answered by Katrina 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can you stand it? A full swing with a bat in the sporting good section seems appropriate, but what the hell would they be doing there? I hate seeing that crap. They ride their butts around Walmart and have handicap tags for obesity. To me, overeating and being plain lazy is not a handicap.
Enjoy your day.
2007-11-08 09:36:45 · answer #3 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I like to limp in and ask to use one. Then I try running over all the idiots who won't get out of the way. It's so much fun on a Saturday afternoon!
2007-11-08 09:26:19 · answer #4 · answered by Jenblossom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a greeter here at the local Wal-Mart, and I can tell you, that behavior is frowned upon...but it is hilarious to watch on the security video's
2007-11-08 09:28:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Playing on the bumper cars is always fun. You know that my home in Connecticut is not terribly far from Rye Playland...which is closed for winter...let's hurry to Walmart.
2007-11-08 10:32:59 · answer #6 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont want to tip them over, but it is really fun to walk in front of them really slow and stop very often
2007-11-08 09:24:04 · answer #7 · answered by rockstar_redstar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some of them have a little off switch in the back that i like to kick off, so i can watch them get off and hike their azz to the front of the store for help
2007-11-08 09:24:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about neither? I'm not eating all these oreo cakesters and neopolitan ice cream sandwiches for nothing.
2007-11-08 09:32:08 · answer #9 · answered by dingelbury 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Be Nice! That's my Momma.
2007-11-08 09:59:03 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋