2007-11-08 00:45:56 · 16 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
At the nearest thrift store in your city.
2007-11-08 00:49:29 · answer #1 · answered by barbwire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At the "I'm A Jerk And A Jack A s s, And I Want A New Trophy Girl" shop. Down there with the rest of the jerks who by the way also happen to have too many miles on them.
Maybe you'll meet Lorena Bobbitt.
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2007-11-08 00:52:05 · answer #2 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
After she's been washing your dirty underwater for years, you want to dump your loyal little wife? Shame on you, SSP! If you do, you might want to check your big red stocking first thing on Christmas morning. This year, instead of your usual Jell Pads and toe rings, you may find it full of dryer lint and used kitty litter. Happy Holidays, loser!
2007-11-08 09:55:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Trust me, you're better off with the wife. Too much hassle to try to train a new girl. Just try to keep the candles burning *just not too close though*
2007-11-08 02:50:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your wife is a car? Wow.
Go to a car dealership.
2007-11-08 09:15:46 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Girl Liker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might want to try.. Bed bath and Beyound
2007-11-08 02:35:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
5th and Main. Just ask that big black dude (they call him Mac) if you can trade your wife for his ho.
2007-11-08 00:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
check the lost and found bin at the laundromat
2007-11-08 02:02:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My house!
2007-11-08 02:03:12 · answer #9 · answered by ♣JªYs!ñ 3²™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go to Stepfordwives.com.....lol
2007-11-08 00:52:07 · answer #10 · answered by andyg77 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋