2007-11-07 16:22:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
I'm starting to feel sober.
2007-11-07 16:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by Dear Carlos 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Random Sentences To Say
2016-11-07 06:08:36 · answer #2 · answered by piano 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STEPS
1. Think of anything that comes to mind.
2. When you do this, keep adding on to the first thought.
3. See if your random phrase is funny. If so, say it really fast to make your friends think.
TIPS
You can think of a dangerous item, stunt, or animal and combine with a fruit. example: "The Skirmish of the Garlic Dragons and the Macintosh Infested Mercury Apples."
WARNINGS
- The phrase might be offensive to some people or it may get annoying after a while.
- Make sure it sounds funny before you say it or you will look like a total fool.
- If you look like a fool, go run & hide. You don't want people to take pictures of you when your face is all red from being embarassed, now do you?
2007-11-07 16:26:03 · answer #3 · answered by Ian 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
That was like this one time where I ran over a moose in my truck. Only the moose was small and wore a yellow shirt and kept yelling "help! I'm just a boy" Man I sure was drunk. If I was a towel would I be wearing this hat and fake mustache?
2016-03-13 21:54:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, not sure if it's funny or not, but it sure does catch people by surprise, and makes them wounder if they really heard what you just said. That would be:
32 because ice cream doesn't have bones.
Try it right in the middle of a conversation, or to answer their question once and see what the other person does.....LOL.
2007-11-07 16:30:36 · answer #5 · answered by Screamin' Eagle 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I like to stand on the ceiling sideways when I cook cheese turds and *** cheek dumpling soup for a sparkling diaper who oinks at opalescent zebras whenever it rains furry cough drops.
2015-12-10 04:13:14 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that Baskin Robins actually has thirty-TWO flavors?
or
I have to pee.(it will make people laugh if u say it in the middle of a serious convo)
2007-11-07 16:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You know what I did today? I woke up with a clown's hand...in my pants. That's what I did.
Hamburgers are greasy because cows don't use shampoo.
If love is blind, why did they invent lingerie?
2007-11-07 16:30:55 · answer #8 · answered by Phoenix_Slasher 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright noooooowwwwwwww
2007-11-07 23:25:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
i got a Job as a ferret herder
2007-11-07 16:30:18 · answer #10 · answered by redd headd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋