And back it up with stories about your time in the Soviet Union back in '44?
And then do they look at you skeptically and say "That's weird, you don't look 63..." And then you pretend you're getting your top secret orders from the pentagon by talking into your Timex just so you can get away from them because they're obviously crazy....
Has this ever happened to you?
2007-11-07 16:05:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No, but I have convinced several close friends that I actually was speaking to someone through an ear piece.
Shuffle away very quickly. . . . keep going. . . there you go. . . .perfect. . . . Now, what were you saying?
2007-11-07 16:11:21 · answer #1 · answered by LadybugPhoenix 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My neighbors couldn't care less what I do for a living! They just want me to keep my grass cut and keep my kids off of theirs.
2007-11-07 16:49:50 · answer #2 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Naah, I tell them I work for the Department of the Interior and they leave me alone
2007-11-07 16:14:47 · answer #3 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am in the CIA. I also faught in the civil war, yeah lost a leg because of it.
2007-11-07 16:11:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was Argentina in '46.
2007-11-07 16:20:46 · answer #5 · answered by Serpentine Fire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ummm yeah, and I told them I didn't look 63 because they removed my old face and gave me a new one like the movie face-off!
2007-11-07 16:13:16 · answer #6 · answered by charm1936 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just tell them I have no clothes under my trench coat and they leave me alone after that...
seems to cut out any unnecessary chit chat.
2007-11-07 16:10:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My new neighbors dont speak english and have a chop shop in their back yard.... *sobs*
2007-11-08 06:04:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive told someone i was a police officer from _______ and they got completely scared, ( new couple)
2007-11-07 16:10:07 · answer #9 · answered by =] Its Me! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God no, but I'm wishing I had now. Maybe they'd leave me alone!
2007-11-07 16:14:00 · answer #10 · answered by simply_me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋