Yes.
Save some for the rest of us.
Pained and paled from pushing papers for paychecks, poised in my plaid and paisley polyester pajamas, I had planned to pamper my palate. Instead, I perceive with perverse pithiness that my personal pantry's percentage of perfectly potent pickles is pathetically poor. A perpetrator has plotted, premeditatedly plundering my pick-me-ups.
And here you perch, prudent and provocatively proud; a Pickle Princess, placated by a plethora of purloined pickles particularly and preponderantly prepared for your plate, promoting yourself as a prominent pickle provider from Providence.
Meanwhile, peeved pedestrians and peasants persistently pout and prattle, proclaiming their prodigious pleading, pining for the previously present pickled prizes.
Pardon my perspicacity, but I pronounce your Pickle Prophet Propaganda as pure parody.
As per partially to this pandemic panic, Peter Piper, that petulant pickled pepper pushing parvenu, is pointedly preparing a purposeful and planned peddling of preposterous proportions. I put a pox on that parasitic pepper puppet, and perhaps on his pantaloons by proxy. I'll presently and pleasantly present he with a pass to Perdition and a picturesque pit-stop in Purgatory.
2007-11-08 16:47:49
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answer #1
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answered by Ajsansker 7
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Nope. And I'm sure a certain Dalek would agree, there is no such thing as "Too many pickles." That's like asking if I eat too many taquito's...
2007-11-07 20:49:16
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answered by Anonymous
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I think the alcohol just pickles everything you eat!
2007-11-07 15:59:47
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answered by icemunchies 6
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no, you can never eat too many pickles. I like to put them on top of my cake and eat it too.
2007-11-07 15:58:23
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answered by Knuckles™ 7
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No I like pickles, sour, dill, bread & butter, cucumbers just soaked in vinegar with onions......eat those pickles and I'll join you.....
2007-11-08 08:21:25
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answered by Sage 6
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candy is dandy
liqueur is quicker
and pickles are fickle
no way honey eat as many as you want
2007-11-08 10:00:53
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answered by Thomas G 6
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Heck we all know there is no such thing as "too" many pickles*
2007-11-07 21:08:53
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answered by Me 7
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you only have eaten too many pickles if your skin turns green and bumpy.... :D
and you could be eating a lot worse things then pickles....
2007-11-07 17:49:07
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answered by bernman101 6
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As long as you are enjoying them, i'll have to say no. If you feel some nausea, but keep cramming them down, you've taken it too far.
2007-11-08 03:48:39
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answered by MikeyG 6
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Probably you eat more then most people, remember though, they contain a lot of sodium... But they sure are good.
2007-11-07 16:02:18
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answered by fuzzykitty 6
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