Like how to win at cards and beer drinking songs?
2007-11-07 15:26:00 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yup..somehow knowing square roots hasn't gotten me jack in life.
2007-11-07 18:38:31 · answer #1 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And how to hold your alcohol? Because they never learned it, either. It's a mass conspiracy from the olden days.
You see: George Washington didn't want people to know these things because who else would win at cards and drinking games if you taught these skills to all your children?
2007-11-07 23:29:08 · answer #2 · answered by LadybugPhoenix 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! They be wastin' their time with all that Pythagoreum Theorum nonsense. How about how to open a long neck with a lighther? That was one of my more triumphant lessons in life that I still use to this day! Won't find THAT in any textbook!
2007-11-07 23:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by Haaaaay! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH they do teach u some importante stuff, except in Forign launguage.
lol, i want to learn more about how to win at cards!
2007-11-07 23:30:54 · answer #4 · answered by pugglelover1207 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is WHERE I learned my beer-drinking songs.
2007-11-07 23:30:51 · answer #5 · answered by nytebreid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They never taught me the value of a good cigar either.
Or how to pick a lock.
Or how to properly weigh a "dime bag"
2007-11-07 23:30:44 · answer #6 · answered by Zipper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or how to get out of a speeding ticket.
2007-11-07 23:32:16 · answer #7 · answered by Garfield 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you know that Ihave a secret crush on you for real.....I got a poker game going on right now...wanna come...wam bam boom if you look like that picture come naked
2007-11-07 23:31:25 · answer #8 · answered by ღOMGღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We dont need no education.
We dont need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
...All in all its just another brick in the wall.
2007-11-07 23:29:56 · answer #9 · answered by SoCal 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They do. Thats the problem!
2007-11-07 23:52:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋