What are the top ten best ways to get an annoying room mate to move out?

Answer 1

scratch ur body with their stuff :)

Answer 2

It's mean but...start asking him or her is they have noticed the little mites on the furniture or in their cloths and bedding, because you think you have some on your scalp and it itches, ( Scratch a lot while talking about this) And stuff like, did they see that big black spider on their bedroom floor?

That's only two, but you get the idea, gross them out of there! I know I would want to move if I thought there were tiny bugs getting all over me and my stuff :-)

Answer 3

10. Eat their food
9. Walk their pet, forget to bring it back
8. Wear their best clothes without asking them, then return and say "..here, thanks!"
7. Lend their CD collection to your little brother
6. Pretend to sleep walk into their room, moan and say in a low voice "must kill...must kill the robot...zzzz"
5. Smash their Guitar Hero guitar on their X-Box and yell "I win! I beat Slash!!!"
4. Tell them they must ration water due to drought and can only shower once a week or only at 3am - 4am (non-peak hours)
3. At 5am make loud lustful animal from your bedroom
2. Pee all over the toilet, floors, and sink. When they ask what happened, you say "...Tsunami?"
1. Sleep with their significant other, tape it, and accidentally play it when you throw surprise moving out party for them.

:)

Answer 4

Have a lot of noisy sex. Every night.
Play loud music.
Have over friends they don't like.
Eat a lot of very smelly curry and take aways.
Stop washing your dishes.
Use all their shampoo.
Walk around naked as much as possible.
Order shopping in their name so they have to pay for it.
Get a pet. A really creepy one, like a tarantula.
Or just tell them the rents gone up and use the extra money to buy things for yourself.

Answer 5

Go talk to your landlord about the situation.
Oh and if they're your room mate then you probably already know their list of "most annoying things a person can do". *wink wink*

Answer 6

Ask for a different room. My friend had a room mate that was "borrowing" from him on a permanent basis, and it's what he was forced to do.

Answer 7

invite loud people over
pee in his bed
eat all the food in the house
never do laundry or dishes
have girls over , if he doesnt like that
park in his parking spot, or take up 2 spaces
invite his family over for lunch and serve octopus
walk around nude
have a party, and dont clean up
sale his things

Answer 8

10. walk around naked 24/7
9. eat only refried beans
8. light farts with lighter
7. drink tons of cheap beer and leave cans everywhere
6. eat their food, drink their drinks, wear their clothes.
5. trim body hair w/clippers while standing on dining table
4. refuse to pay bills
3. have obnoxious friends over 24/7
2. list their car for sale in local newspaper
1. buy a dozen mice and turn them loose in his/her room.

Answer 9

Crawl into the bed with them in the middle of the night and cuddle with them.

Start being religious all the time

Start smoking crack in the living room

Eat all their food

Answer 10

1 tell them that their annoying
2 be just as annoying
3 take stuff without asking
4 never help them out with anything
5 be mean
6 make fun of him in front of ur friends
7 take his girl(if any)
8 find out what he hates and do it
9 talk mess to him
10 make him do things for you

Answer 11

Talk to them about how much they annoy you, if that doesn't work move out !