Can you fill in the blanks to create an amusing paragraph? Use as many words as you need.?

Question

PLEASE POST THE ENTIRE PARAGRAPH AS IT IS SO MUCH EASIER TO READ. THANKS. HAVE FUN,MATEY.

When the group of _____ boarded the ship for a cruise to ______, they were unaware of what lay in store for them.
First of all, the captain announced: "_______________."
And then the _______ told everyone that the _______ was broken.
And as though THAT wasn't bad enough, they found out that a ______ had been spotted!!
Needless to say, the next time they book a cruise it will NOT be through the company, "______________." The name alone should have been a warning of things to come!!

Answer 1

When the group of Champion Amish Nintendo Players boarded the ship for a cruise to Japan to assist the Nintendo company in developing games for Amish people, they were unaware of what lay in store for them.
First of all, the captain announced: "The barn raising scheduled for 8:30 was canceled."
And then the first mate told everyone that the horse and buggy rides were also canceled because the buggy was broken.
And as though THAT wasn't bad enough, they found out that a stripper from their home town had been spotted!!
Needless to say, the next time they book a cruise it will NOT be through the company, "AMISHION IMPOSSIBLE." The name alone should have been a warning of things to come!!

Answer 2

When the group of American Idol contestants boarded the ship for a cruise to the land where bad singers go to die, they were unaware of what lay in store for them.
First of all, the captain announced: "None of you can sing, so don't even try it!"
And then the steward told everyone that the only microphone was broken.
And as though THAT wasn't bad enough, they found out that a Clay Aiken fan had been spotted!!
Needless to say, the next time they book a cruise it will NOT be through the company, "Simon's Scowl Cruise Lines." The name alone should have been a warning of things to come!!

Answer 3

When the group of monkeys boarded the ship for a cruise to Mexico, they were unaware of what lay in store for them.
First of all, the captain announced: "We have a new arrival. The world's best poachers!"
And then the PartyBoy told everyone that the Beer Fountain was broken.
And as though THAT wasn't bad enough, they found out that a Dalmation had been spotted!!
Needless to say, the next time they book a cruise it will NOT be through the company, "S*it Hit The Fan." The name alone should have been a warning of things to come!!

Answer 4

When the group of toddlers boarded the ship for a cruise to drink tequila in Mexico, they were unaware of what lay in store for them.
First of all, the captain announced: "Peyote buttons with each tequila shot."
And then the nurse told everyone that the toilet was broken, and there were no diapers.
And as though THAT wasn't bad enough, they found out that a UFO had been spotted!!
Needless to say, the next time they book a cruise it will NOT be through the company, "Drunk Toddlers trippin' in dirty diapers." The name alone should have been a warning of things to come!!

Answer 5

When the group of unique adults boarded the ship for a cruise to Never-Never Land, they were unaware of what lay in store for them. First of all, the captain announced: "Please remember that we are in no way responsible for lost or stolen items and/or your injury or death. Please be aware that what happens in Never-Never Land WILL have real-life consequences, and that not only are there no refunds, but there's no turning back now. Finally, be aware that although you can imagine anything you like to eat, it will all taste like peanut butter sandwiches; you have your choice of jams, jellies, honey, etc. of course." And then the Ship Counselor (who looked a lot like Tinkerbell except for being VERY old and overweight as well as lacking wings) told everyone that the fairy dust was broken. And as though THAT wasn't bad enough, they found out that a giant peanut butter bottle masquerading as Peter Pan (yes, it was green - inside and out) and was heading on a direct path to intercept Never-Never Land) had been spotted!! Needless to say, the next time they book a cruise it will NOT be through the company, "Peter Pan Peanut Butter." The name alone should have been a warning of things to come!!

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