As you MUST know by now....This is not homework, matey....Merely wholesome fun on YA.
Heart
Mystery
Philosopher
Destiny
Surprise
2007-11-07 11:16:08 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
A DIAMOND IS FOREVER
- OR -
THE FRUIT OF THE LOOM BLUES
He told me that, after much thought
He had a present he had bought
A really special, precious thing
(I wonder if it is a ring?)
He brought a box for me to see
Its contents were a mystery
No jewelry there, to my surprise
It was of much too large a size
To hold a thing that was so small
In fact, it wasn't small at all
Its beauty made it stand apart
Gold wrapping with a velvet heart
He said it was a perfect gift
And my response was short and swift
It was a push up bra, along
With a teeny weeny black lace thong
I saw his face light up in glee
But was this gift for him, or me?
It did not thrill me to display
This two-size-too-small lingerie
In should please you; it pleases me
Why don't you try it on? said he
What's good for the goose is good for the gander
If we're both happy, what is grander?
I shook my head to disagree
The garbage was its destiny
So wax poetic - I dont care
You philosopher of underwear!!!
2007-11-07 15:33:00 · answer #1 · answered by Rikki 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HEARTBEAT
The beats of the heart remain a mystery,
both now and throughout history.
A philosopher once wisely said,
it is our destiny to end up dead.
So, it should come as no surprise
to face the inevitability of our demise.
2007-11-07 15:39:36 · answer #2 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A philosopher said
as she rose out of bed
"My destiny
is a mystery.
I thought, I was the queen of hearts,
instead, I'm in different parts.
My serving fries
is a big surprise."
copyright 2007 all rights reserved
lol
2007-11-07 12:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by frodo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beg your pardon, but that is my heart you are stepping on
It's no mystery to see that you are treading on me
What would a philosopher opine about what is under your size 9?
Is it my destiny to be squashed under your Nike?
Alas, my heart is flattened; it has already happened
What a surprise that your foot is my heart's demise!
2007-11-07 12:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by TC 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am no great philosopher
But this I truly know,
Your destiny's no mystery,
No surprise, no unknown road
To daily know which path is yours
Suivez toujours votre coeur
(Always follow your heart) I assume it doesn't matter what language the words are in.
2007-11-07 12:13:13 · answer #5 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She broke my heart, no mystery there,
but did she have to pull my hair?
Philosophers philosophize
is that such a big surprise?
My destiny's in my umbrella
because I'm such a wond'rf'l fella.
2007-11-07 11:24:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Surprise me oh my philosopher heart, with revalation of the mystery of thine destiny.
2007-11-07 11:30:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋