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Yes when you're in a coma while we talk in Skype....HELLO.

2007-11-07 10:48:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

hi.. here are a few things wich made me cry laughing.. 1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here... 2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together:When some distant aunt meets you after years Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money. 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron. 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks... Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames. lol..i found it funny..wat do u say?? gud day.. :)

2016-05-28 08:08:13 · answer #2 · answered by mayra 3 · 0 0

Yes. It has happened a few times right before I fall asleep if I was really tired. I think it's part of a dream I'm about to have or something. Sometimes it's my name being shouted or just a loud noise in my head....glad I'm not alone on this hehe....it doesn't scare me, just confuses me for a moment.

2007-11-07 10:13:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

So it does work. I thought that Jamaican had ripped me off when I bought the voodoo dolls. If had known I would never have broken so many of his ribs. Maybe I visit him in hospital and say sorry. Maybe break his pelvis as consolation. Do you feel any sharp stabby pains when you hear the voices?

2007-11-07 11:05:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You ran out of your meds again, didn't you? I warned you last night to go and pick some up. Did you listen to me? Noooooo, you just had to do things your way. Now you are sliding back downhill fast, like an out of control roller coaster.

2007-11-07 10:09:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yes! I was in bed by myself, and I heard a woman's voice whisper my name. I was so freaked out, I couldn't go to sleep.

2007-11-07 09:55:22 · answer #6 · answered by The girl in pink 4 · 0 0

That happened today and I swear there was no one else near to be seen anyhow. I think I've watched too many horror movies

2007-11-07 09:56:40 · answer #7 · answered by Candice 7 · 0 0

All the time.

2007-11-07 09:54:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

More than once...was really loud too, it startled the heck out of me

dont know where it came from, or what or who it was

2007-11-07 09:59:28 · answer #9 · answered by Elaine R 2 · 1 0

Yes! Scary!

2007-11-07 09:55:10 · answer #10 · answered by Polly 4 · 0 0

Well, this is awkward. I thought this happened to everyone. It's happened to me for as long as I can remember.

2015-01-18 04:11:45 · answer #11 · answered by LemonJuice12 2 · 0 0

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