He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said We don't know; it has never happened.
He said .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
She said . . . They already have boyfriends.
She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said .. .. . A widow.
He said .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
2007-11-07 09:42:22 · 24 answers · asked by sage seeker 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Rita - sorry that 's all unless others want to add their own! :-)
2007-11-07 10:01:19 · update #1
Keep adding...these are great! You all are such a great bunch! Lifts me each day!
2007-11-07 10:38:57 · update #2
Love them Sage. Here's one more for you . . .
He said... This meal isn't fit for a pig!
She said... I'll get you one that is.
2007-11-07 10:18:30 · answer #1 · answered by Gladys 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Those were excellent. I am still laughing. Just heard on the news they want Santa Claus to be thin now. Being fat, jolly old St. Nick sends a bad health message to children. Give me a break!!! It's funny in a sad way.
2007-11-08 00:20:12 · answer #2 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sage ...you and Wally are on a roll today!! I haven't laughed this much in one day for a while!
Galdy you are too funny lol!!
He said: This house is a pig sty!
She said: I'll show you a pig sty! and threw the garbage out of the can all over the floor! lol! (My Mom...what a stitch!)
2007-11-08 01:28:33 · answer #3 · answered by Meeshmai 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the one about the pants, a LOT. I can sure relate to that one.
These are too funny.
"They already have boyfriends."
We have a lady at church that people tease about keeping an eye on her husband, (like he would do anything in church).
Thanks for the laughs.
2007-11-07 17:55:41 · answer #4 · answered by makeitright 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We must all be in a funny mood tonight ! first wickwire and now this ! My stomach is getting sore! Too bad someone could't film us sitting in front of our pc's killing ourselves laughing!
2007-11-07 22:26:10 · answer #5 · answered by Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those with disabilities,LGT are blessed to know who they really are and those of us with Alzheimer's, brain farts an brain fogs are the truly blessed and especially those of us able to read are the elite
2007-11-07 23:17:50 · answer #6 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make it right: I have belonged
to many churches in my lifetime and if you don't think
there's hanky panky going on,
then you can't see very well.
Why do you think Christians
now also have a 50% and more divorce rate?
2007-11-07 21:47:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahhahahhahaha
Why do married men die before their wive's?
Because they want to.
Why do married men live longer than single men?
They don't, it just seems like they do
2007-11-07 18:02:56 · answer #8 · answered by Cheryl 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's a keeper. Good one and very true, oh, how true.
Loved it.
NT: the fact you don't get it is the point.LOL
2007-11-07 17:54:03 · answer #9 · answered by doxie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!
That was funny!
Thanks! I needed a good laugh! It's been a long day.
2007-11-07 17:51:12 · answer #10 · answered by JD 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋