2007-11-07 08:18:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
what do you call a rapping hippo?
...a hip hop-potamus.
2007-11-07 08:22:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
I thought you'd enjoy what happened to me today.
I sat down on the couch, took a sip of tea, put my cup on the floor, and my kitten decided she wanted some. She put her head in my cup and then licked a couple of times and accidentally knocked my cup of tea over. Fortunately, it was on the wood floor and not the carpet!
After spilling my tea she ran and hid.
2007-11-07 16:29:28 · answer #2 · answered by Debra S 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A man in a nursing home once said:
"Having sex when you're in your 90's is like shooting pool with a rope"!
2007-11-07 16:22:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What does a Tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!
2007-11-07 16:38:47 · answer #4 · answered by redd headd 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
An 80 year old man said to his 80 year old wife:
"Lets go upstairs and make love"
The wife said,
"Pick one I can't do both"
2007-11-07 16:24:10 · answer #5 · answered by -:-vInTaGe PaSsIon-:- 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Look down your shirt and spell "attic"
2007-11-07 16:21:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Smell your underarms
2007-11-07 16:23:46 · answer #7 · answered by sweetie29 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
tell him to stand closer it's shorter then he thinks
2007-11-07 16:28:55 · answer #8 · answered by saturn59 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I pee yellow.
2007-11-07 16:21:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
goo goo
gah gah
STFU!!!!!
2007-11-07 16:26:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋