Lynne Spears is writing a book on parenthood?

Question

Freaking hilarious. Yeah, yeah, yeah I know it’s all about the money. But still, you gotta be kidding me. How many morons actually plan on buying a book from one of the worst parents around? Does this woman have no shame? I’d be humiliated no matter what they paid me if I were her. She did such an awesome job of raising young Britney. So what is this equivalent to? This would be like a seminar by Charlie Sheen on how to have safe sex.

Actually, I want everybody to come up with something more ridiculous than what LS plans on doing, like my Charlie Sheen example.

kingler482 - Now that's what I'm talking about, lol.

Sylvia - good one!

Sookie - That's very strong. I still think what Wilt claims is mathematically impossible. :)

Tara H - You're so hardcore, go back to the mohawk avatar!

Answer 1

Lol, she can't even control her own daughter much less the children of America.

I was just remembering the radio station I listen to in the morning plays this bit of Charlie on Chicks, and it is very funny. It's supposedly Charlie Sheen giving advice on women (I wish I could remember the things he says.), and the guy does a real good impression on his voice. I'm wondering if your local radio station also plays them? I've been trying to look for it on the Interent, but can't find it. It must be on the Internet because that's where they get the material.

Answer 2

The Science of the Universe
by: Pat Robertson

Calculus
by: Paris Hilton

Growing Old Gracefully
by: Joan Rivers

Answer 3

Obviously, anyone can serve as an example. In this case, it's an atrocious one. Maybe the subtitle should read, Letting Mickey Mouse Raise Your Child, since Disney had control early on. In this case, it would be like a seminar by Charles Manson on how to win over and influence people.

Answer 4

I guess there's something to be said for negative role models.

It's like the lead singer of Flock of Seagulls writing on how to last in the music industry.
It's like Donald Trump writing about the importance of humility.
It's like Will Ferrell writing on how to deliver a restrained dramatic performance.
Like a textbook on comparative religions by Pat Robertson.
Like Paris Hilton writing about voluntary simplicity.
Like a meditation on peace by Dick Cheney.
It's like a book on how to deliver constructive criticism by Simon Cowell.
Like a book on integrity by Mitt Romney.
Like Hillary Clinton writing, "There are more important things than power and politics."
It's like...*Britney* Spears writing a parenting book!

Answer 5

O_o

I thought you were joking at first!! But when you stop to think about on how the media feeds all this crap to people and they buy into it, it doesnt surprise me that she is writing a book!!! The people who pay her to write this knows that the American public is sooo dumb, that they are willing to buy this book!! Or else they wouldnt risk on publishing a book like this one!!! I'm just soooo fed up with this that it looks like we wont ever get rid of Britt and her Family.....cuz here comes her younger sister aswell!!!

Answer 6

It should be a great book. Everything she writes in the book I won't do, and then my kids turn out to be fantastic.

Edit: Will it be followed by a book from Britney about "How to have a successful career"?

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Would it be like Gerard Way having a book on how to make a good rock band.

Or...The Backstreet Boys on how to play musical instruments.

Edit: Its like Tara H actually being taken seriously.


Edit: This one just came to me, George Bush writing a book on how to be President.

Answer 7

In a time when OJ can write a book about how he would have killed his wife IF he did it, is anything a surprise anymore. I think the Lynne Spears book could be a great parenting tool for any parent.... read it and do the opposite of anything she says, ya'll ;)

Answer 8

Yeah, you could choke on the irony, huh?

It'd be like Michael Stipe conducting a seminar on humility. :)

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Every once in a while, I come up with a good one. :) Amazing, since I feel lousy today.

One other thought - Lynn Spears' parenting tips would be about as useful as My Chemical Romance's tips on how to get into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to sit back and wait for my anonymous thumbs-downs. :)

Answer 9

That would comparable to Foster Brooks writing a compilation on abstaining from alcohol...
Ted Kennedy on the virtues of a designated driver...
Bill Clinton on Sex education...
Michael Jackson on how to run a daycare....
the list is endless!

Answer 10

Maybe it's a how-not-to book?

Edit: how's this...it's like a book on abstinence by Wilt Chamberlain?

LOL - I gave sylvia's answer a no-longer anonymous thumbs up.

Honestly, I don't buy it either. And someone who needs to brag about stuff like that is usually compensating for what they aren't getting. He wishes he had that many!