What would you do if you found out the bogeyman was under the bed and you needed a poo?

Question

Would you run past the bogeyman to the bathroom or would you lay still and wait till he went away?

Answer 1

i would go poo...

Answer 2

Poo takes precedence over bogeyman. I run.

Answer 3

That was something I contemplated A LOT as a child. Since my room was usually a disaster, I was planning on jumping on to toys and not put my feet on the floor. EVERYONE knows that the boogeyman can only get you if your feet touch the floor. He might grab, but he can't get you. Besides, I'd rather be grabbed by the boogeyman and poo on him than in my bed. EWW!

Answer 4

I would S.h.i.t. the bed. Maybe the bogeyman would not be able 2 handle the smell.

Answer 5

I would dredge up from from antiquity the old technique of "Poop & Fling"... It is even more effective if the poop is very .... very stinky. Then in the intervening moment of disgust .... simply stroll away ...... the bogeyman would be too afraid of you!.

Answer 6

Yeah, that poo would have to wait till morning. There is no way I'm risking my feet being touched.

Answer 7

I just took an invaulentery poo thinking about it. Far too scarey for me, and how am i meant to sleep tonight now

Answer 8

I would cal him out and poo on his head. Hey why is it a bogey man and not a bogeywoman my ex wife would make a great bogeywoman

Answer 9

I'd poo off the side of the bed--he shouldnt be down there anyway!!

Answer 10

I would take a poo and fling it under the bed, that should teach him.

Answer 11

Id stand up, look under the bed and tell him to mind his own business as you need to do yours and you want to do it in peace!