A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
'From now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3
we are going to make love all night.'
The next night he came home from work and yelled
'BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled 'BELL 3!', they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'
'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?
'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied. 'YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'
2007-11-07 04:54:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Is it even possible? For men to "roll out more hose"....
2007-11-07 05:12:09 · answer #1 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The fires under the mattress. An previous flame to be precise, whos have been given a job as a milkman. Thats why she needs him to roll out his hose so the milkman can harvest the milk. i think of i'm authentic. Did I point out the milkmans 2nd job is on the sperm financial corporation.
2016-10-01 23:28:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish it was as easy as yelling BELL 4. LOL
2007-11-07 05:26:32 · answer #3 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now that was the best thing i`ve heard on here in a year. great start. and you have a great day
2007-11-07 05:02:34 · answer #4 · answered by Mark G 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Loved it. Can't wait to mention this to a few friends.
2007-11-07 05:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by doxie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man went to a psychiatrist and said, "Doctor , I suffer from premature ejaculation. Can you help me?"..........He said, "No, but I can introduce you to a woman with a short attention span!"
2007-11-07 05:38:50 · answer #6 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Starting my day with a chuckle.
2007-11-07 05:05:58 · answer #7 · answered by curious connie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm having a laughing/coughing
fit.
2007-11-07 14:19:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More hose. thats a good one.
2007-11-07 08:31:24 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's too many of us wannabe firemen around huh ?
((guffaw))
2007-11-07 05:59:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋