An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah! We are about to take an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House and half the country will be looking for work the next day."
2007-11-07 04:04:20 · 14 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
ya am its a joke people, i aint even american, im irish and i find it funny ok......ITS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-07 04:26:34 · update #1
Brilliant!!!
2007-11-07 04:34:38 · answer #1 · answered by Madness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A better ending would have been:
We can take the brain out of one person, put him in the White House, and half the country will be looking for work the next day.
2007-11-07 04:08:47 · answer #2 · answered by null 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well it has taken a few years but not only are the looking for work but losing their homes as well .
2007-11-07 05:19:53 · answer #3 · answered by TroubleMaker 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sure you got a chuckle out of that. It's a shame you didn't specify that your little statement is in no way based on facts.
2007-11-07 04:21:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
When I heard this joke it was about Hillary.
2007-11-07 04:24:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, the economy is doing fantastic, but while I disagree with your opinion I will defend your right to say it. Nice question. Very informative and fact based QUESTION.
2007-11-07 04:10:42 · answer #6 · answered by m 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Excellent :)
2007-11-07 04:08:45 · answer #7 · answered by diamondj 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
excellent
2007-11-07 04:08:08 · answer #8 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha very good ,,,I liked that,,ha ha
2007-11-07 04:08:19 · answer #9 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If that wasn't so true it would be hilarious.
2007-11-07 04:11:15 · answer #10 · answered by Enigma 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋