Have you heard about the amazing newest Chemical Element known to mankind?

Question

The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element. A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named Governmentium. Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause an action that would normally take less than a second to take over four days to complete.


Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium...an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons, but twice as many morons.

Answer 1

Amen Brother Amen.
ah science at work!
but some transform and attempt to relocate for another
eight years after their shelf life is finished.

Answer 2

The problem is Governmentium only exists when elictus uniformus persons are allowed to Vote.
We need to address this problem first, in order to stop the formation of Governmentium.
My suggestion, a history test at the Age of 18, if you can pass you than have the right to Vote.
No exceptions! This test should be retroactive for all voters!
No exception's!

Answer 3

Indeed, Bible asks, of "beggarly elements": laws,
why are ye still subject to, still in "bondage" to,
elements, laws, ordinances, principalities?
Galatians 4; Colossians 2; Etc.

And in CBC News today: How stupid is the law?
- lists many ludicrous laws still in effect ww

And Bible says if you break one, penalty is death.

The GRACE of our Lord Jesus Christ with you all. Amen.

Answer 4

http://dbhs.wvusd.k12.ca.us/webdocs/Humor/Three-Administrator-HaHa.html