The story goes.....this old man had been feeling really sick and weak. His wife took him to their doctor. The doctor called him back to the exam room and asked him what was wrong. The man went on to describe his symptoms as the doc examined him. After his exam the doctor told the old gent what he needed to do to recover. He said; " you must have your wife take care of you and treat you well. She must bring your slippers, fix your favorite meals and bring them to you, let you watch your favorite television shows massage your feet etc. Otherwise my sad conclusion is that you are going to die.." The old gentleman went back out to the waiting room and the doc had his wife come in to discuss what she needed to do. He told her she must wait on her husband hand and foot and treat him like a King or he was going to die. He finished telling her, and she went back out to her husband. Her husband said;" what did the doc say?" She said; "he said you're going to die!!!"
2007-11-07 02:53:47 · 16 answers · asked by Eve 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Sorry friends if you all have heard this before. I just don't remember seeing it on Seniors. Again....I'm sorry!
2007-11-07 03:04:08 · update #1
Sorry friends if you all have heard this before. I just don't remember seeing it on Seniors. Again....I'm sorry!
2007-11-07 03:04:22 · update #2
Very funny Wally! lol
2007-11-07 06:03:23 · update #3
This might explain why Bob refuses to go to the doctor without me with him in the examination room. We hear the same thing at the same time.
He was told in 1964 that he had thyroid disease. His wife at the time was told he had cancer. She kept waiting for him to die, and it didn't happen. Finally, she divorced him.
All to my benefit!
2007-11-07 06:07:09 · answer #1 · answered by felines 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-28 12:43:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha. I've not heard it before and I like it. Great way to start my day.
I miss the daily jokes part of working and didn't realize it until this morning.
Thanks.
2007-11-07 03:19:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Sorry Eve, but this joke was old when my great grandfather was a kid.
2007-11-07 05:03:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't be sorry, good stories should be retold!
Look how many hadn't heard it.
I loved it!! LOL
2007-11-07 05:30:29 · answer #5 · answered by doxie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is this story told at all bridal showers ?
2007-11-07 03:34:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but it's still funny
2007-11-07 03:01:18 · answer #7 · answered by islandgirl God and family 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That is a very old joke.
2007-11-07 02:57:08 · answer #8 · answered by Nilea 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I didn't know this story...it's very funny!!In Italy stories like this are called "barzellette"..
2007-11-07 03:06:04 · answer #9 · answered by I'm over! 2 · 6⤊ 1⤋
ahhhh!!! its the way you tell it, it might be old but I had forgotten it.
Well done it has cheered me up no end...Thanks xxx
2007-11-07 03:49:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋