2007-11-07 02:19:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hey, baby... you dropped somethin'... my JAW.
Corny, but in a sense it makes sense.
2007-11-07 02:21:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Long story........but I used to carry a $1 dollar poker chip from the casino in my wallet. Over time it created this circle mark on the outside of my wallet. My friends used to say it looked like I had an old condom package.
So one night I was at the bar and I squeezed in between two girls to get a drink. While I was waiting, I showed the girls my wallet and said "I'm getting lucky tonight!!" They both had this complete look of disgust at me. Then after a few seconds.....I pulled out the poker chip and said "What did you girls think I meant?? Oh you girls have such dirty minds!!" They couldn't stop laughing.
I wound up dating one of them for almost 2 years. And I'm still friends with other one today.
2007-11-07 10:28:48 · answer #2 · answered by jtbrick1208 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In college the best thing that some guy told me was. "You have a beautiful mind, and I'm telling you as a boyfriend, and you as my girlfriend, that I care for you." Ironically the guy who said this to me kept giving me mixed signals, till he suddenly just left college!!!
A few others...
You must be the reason for global warming because you're so damn hot!
"Lady are you a Neurologist? Because baby, that body of your is messing with my mind!"
"Do you wanna have sex now or later?" I looked at him for about a minute with my jaw dropped and I started to laugh nonstop!
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...!
My boss at the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"
2007-11-07 10:29:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
"I have been watching you blow of the guys all night long. So I'm just gonna sit here to see how long I will last." That is the first line from my little Princess' daddy.
2007-11-07 10:23:10 · answer #4 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I told a girl i could split her like bamboo
2007-11-07 10:21:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The most funny one I've heard:
"Hey, you wanna get a pizza and have sex?"
She laughs and says "No!"
"What? You don't like pizza?"
2007-11-07 11:28:16 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ L e a h ♥ 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i was at work one day and called a customer and told him that he forgot something and he was like what did i forget and I said my number LOL! i thought that was pretty hott and so i gave him my number and we talked for a little while
2007-11-07 10:23:01 · answer #7 · answered by ~Cheta K.~ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Can I unload your groceries for you maam?" - gets me every time. How'd you do Kitten? I'm still thinking about Mutt this morning. Whew. â¥
2007-11-07 10:34:22 · answer #8 · answered by tbm 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
2007-11-07 10:22:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
if i could be any part of your face do you know what i would be? a tear cause its born in your eyes lives on your face and dies on your lips!
2007-11-07 10:22:56 · answer #10 · answered by puppy love 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋