◄◄ Can you write an amusing poem that contains at least 6 of these COWBOY elements?

Question

Nope....not homework....not even CLOSE, parder. This is just wholesome fun on YA.

1. Gunsmoke
2. Spur
3. Saloon
4. Boots
5. Horse
6. Nerve
7. Honor
8. Badge
9. Lady friend
10. Hee Haw

Answer 1

She sashayed into the (3) saloon one day,
With her (4) boots and (2) spurs and sassy way.
I worked up the (6) nerve to ask her then
"Ms. Sunshine please be my (9) lady friend."
"Your a man of (7) honor" she coyly said,
"With your gun and (8) badge, and your (5) horse named Fred.
But there's another Marshal, I desire,
That (1) Gunsmoke guy sets my heart on fire.
As you can tell from my big (10) Hee Haw
He's the one I want to lay down the law. "
So I moved to Tombstone but that's no pity,
I'm the Marshal here now and run the city.
I've got a wife who's a dear, a real pal,
She saved my bacon at the OK corral.
So you keep Matt and run Dodge City
I'm happy here in Tombstone with my Miss Kitty.

Answer 2

As I mosied into town I noticed GUNSMOKE rising in the air.
I stuck my SPUR into my horse and headed towards the Gold Nugget SALOON.
As I approached the swinging doors I could see a pair of BOOTS sprawled on the floor.
Seeing this I back up to my HORSE to steel my NERVE and as I am HONOR bound.
Because of the BADGE I wear I entered the saloon.
My LADY FRIEND had laid on a surprise party for me and had made a donkey out of me HEE HAW.

Consider that this is in blank verse.

Answer 3

The gunman ran away in a maze of gunsmoke
It was cowardly but on the spur of the moment
He had been called out to a duel
To defend the honor of a lady friend
But he never knew it was with the Man With No Name
Who was reputed to be the fastest gun in the West
He had peed in his pants as he saw him
Coming decked in a serape
And crookedly wearing a sombrero
His grip on the ivory handle of his colt
Faltered as he lost his nerve
And the gun fell to the ground
He was as tense as a turkey at thanksgiving
As The Man With No Name stared unblinking at him
So he ran into the saloon
Leaving behind his horse

Answer 4

Pow! Bang! Gunsmoke... clearing, I see
the spur of the boot of the cowboy on the horse.
Riding, riding, we approach the saloon.
His honor, his badge, shining example.
And me, his lady friend, my boots, my nerve.
We drink, we raise a glass, Hee Haw!


I used them all :-)

That was fun!

Answer 5

there once was a horse from Nantucket
had a lady friend that liked to suck it
sat on her spur
and said if they cancel Gunsmoke f---it
put on her boots, gathered her nerve and continued to act out her wants for Hee Haw on the isle of Nantucket

Answer 6

You've got a NERVE the old HORSE said
When you jab me with your SPUR
When you're in the SALOON with your LADY FRIEND
You've got too much HONOR to jab her.