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Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the reporter job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies. Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely.
Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN nikname Beefy
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
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( Picture of handsome muscular man)
Employer's response:.....
Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan ,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired. .
2007-11-07 02:10:11 · 14 answers · asked by Cheryl 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
This is not an actual employment search. Just couldn't resist:~)
2007-11-07 03:00:02 · update #1
hahahahha, Melissa, your way too funny.hahahahaha
2007-11-07 09:29:13 · update #2
Here I thought you were really writing this........but then I thought, she is smarter then that..........hahaaha.....
keep them coming..........
2007-11-07 04:47:03 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa R 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
( O.ok; --are you extreme?) examine your spelling and depart out so as unneeded slang, and additionally like as a descriptive adjective for starters. Capitalize the 1st be conscious in each and each sentence; and use maximum suitable puncutation marks.steer away from runon sentences and have each and each sentence show an entire theory. end a question with a question mark and indent 5 areas to start a clean subject rely or paragraph. Be sparing with clarification marks except the concept extremely is exciting or commanding. occasion; ; help! the home is on hearth! on account that maximum desktops have spell examine, I actual have a tendency to think of your question is a hoax. although, on the off-risk which you're truthful, the familiar public library has many source books on a thank you to construct this written creation on your potential boss. What to positioned on is an entire new lesson and in case you fail to guard this interest; you seem to perhaps have a large destiny in writing satire or possibly as a get up comedian. superb of sturdy success, Belva D. ladyrainbowwarrior
2016-12-15 19:29:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
RESUME. To be a reporter, you need to have a thoroughly good knowledge of English, spelling and how to put words down on paper, so that people can understand what you are relating. It is a rare art, and going to a School of Journalism would be a good start.
Or doing it on line, before you go. Editors are touch cookies, and they know a good journo the minute they see one.
2007-11-07 10:48:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only job openings are for an accountant at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada. Since you are not a threat to the girls employed here--You got the job, Babe.
2007-11-07 02:23:56 · answer #4 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
He might be a great "personal trainer," but I wouldn't hire him to be a reporter for my newspaper. (Although it might be a refreshing change from some of the bias I'm now seeing more and more in print and on broadcast news.)
2007-11-07 06:03:13 · answer #5 · answered by felines 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!!! Goes to show that anyone with the right picture can get a job! LOL
2007-11-07 04:39:39 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you know how to work a #2, can put you to work right away.
2007-11-07 03:31:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Had me worried for a moment, I was afraid this was for real. Cute story,
2007-11-07 02:35:51 · answer #8 · answered by lynda 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Cute! like the reverse gender! lol
2007-11-07 02:33:50 · answer #9 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Kute.
2007-11-07 03:21:26 · answer #10 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Its not even funny.. but then I couldn't resist.
2007-11-07 03:08:18 · answer #11 · answered by howie r 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋