and an IRS agent was sitting by your bed, what would you say to them?
2007-11-07 01:48:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I would say, guess what all those millions of dollars I found while I was treasure hunting. You're going to get zip!
2007-11-07 02:00:02 · update #1
Yes, Gladys and Scoot gave good answers, but I have to tell you I like Lil' Abners the best so far!
2007-11-07 02:40:46 · update #2
Screw you, I am taking it with me!
2007-11-07 06:18:30 · answer #1 · answered by judy b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard on the Coast to Coast show that there is nothing in our constitution that says we have to pay tax. I demand a refund!
( I'm not an American so take this with a grain of salt)
2007-11-07 14:14:54 · answer #2 · answered by Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of "Death and taxes" (from movie "Joe Black")
I have to go with Galdys, Scooter, Lil Abner and & Plum...here I go again horse laughing !! Wallly you are a stitich!! ; 0
2007-11-07 13:56:09 · answer #3 · answered by Meeshmai 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would say whats an IRS agent, ...pardon speak up.....yes, yes....oh I never heard of you people.....oh I am supposed to fill in a form.....no I never seen one. Taxes.....No I have never paid any of that dont believe in it.....pardon...speak up.......
No..I sold my house, and my yacht and all my possessions, no I dont have any money left I gave it all away to the Athiests.....
Nurse....nurse someone has fainted at the end of my bed....could you take him away dear....or...
I might just say nob off you robbing twit or words to that effect.
2007-11-07 11:58:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead, take my blood... you've been taking it all these years anyway... and while you're at it go ahead and take the rest of me and save the cost of a funeral! You Bas****!!!
That last word has to be said Properly!
2007-11-07 10:03:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I like gladys' and scooter's answers!
2007-11-07 10:37:22 · answer #6 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Pretty much what Gladys said. ROFLMAO!
2007-11-07 10:37:28 · answer #7 · answered by Lady G 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Is there tax for dying now? Good luck collecting it!!
Now get OFF my bed.
2007-11-07 10:02:56 · answer #8 · answered by Gladys 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Well, what do ya know, you really are the Grim Reaper.
2007-11-07 10:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by lilabner 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I would say: Get a life..
hahah
2007-11-07 09:56:44 · answer #10 · answered by Wabagoo {MCRmy} 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Taxed to death.... just like I have always said.
2007-11-07 11:59:16 · answer #11 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋