...found me sitting on your couch, watching tv, while eating a plate of last night's left-over dinner?
2007-11-07 00:31:01 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Come join you on whatever you are eating, then we can go see a movie later :)
2007-11-07 05:55:59 · answer #1 · answered by FREDDY 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You better look pretty friendly when I come in while I throw you out on your ear. I have several bats stratigicly place in my home. I know TKD and self defense and some combate manuvers. I could hurt you real bad with out the bat. Are you frick'n nuts. I better know you if you are sitting on my couch eatting my food! No strangers aloud. Ask real nice and I'll fix you a plate while you wait on the porch. I'M not cruel, just very cautious.
I also know all my neighbors and love them all. Which is a disadvantage for folks who don't belong. Because the are all old and nosey and have the cops on speed dial, and I do as well.
If you need something and I have it, I was taught to share. But don't ever surprise me that way, 'k love.
2007-11-07 00:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all you would not get past my dog. He is big and would not let you through the door unless he knows you. But by an act of god you made it past him I would more than likely call the police and let them know that there is a freak in my house eating my food and watching my TV, and would you come and get him the hell out of my house now.
2007-11-07 02:05:41 · answer #3 · answered by iceprincess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would wonder how on earth you got out of the basement and who's dinner you were eating. I rarely cook so if you were eating last night's dinner it's very likely that it was last months dinner. Hi Casey how's my slave today?
2007-11-07 01:13:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, I'd think that would be the coolest thing EVER!!! I mean sure, I'd be weirded out because you broke in a window or smashed my door to crap, but as long as you agreed to pay for the damages, it'll be all good!
Now if my wife came and discovered you, she'd probably whack you with a frying pan. But not her hand. She's loyal like that...
2007-11-07 01:32:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask you why you are out in the woods with a TV, couch, and eating my food.
2007-11-07 00:35:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would roughly kick u out of house , how dare u eat from a plate in a bachelor's Temple ... ?
DO u know how annoying is it to do dishes ?
2007-11-07 00:33:51 · answer #7 · answered by Haitham Emad 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Feel free as long as you pay some of the Direct TV bill and do the dam* dishes.
2007-11-07 00:36:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell ya to move over,sit down,grab the remote,channel surf until I find something cool to watch,tell ya to live with it,and pass the salt..=)
**adorable baby girl in the avie btw..=)
2007-11-07 00:39:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd really worry about that cause all we had was chicken noodle soup and I could swear I used it all up. Did you go buy me some more? I knew I liked you for some reason.
2007-11-07 00:48:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋