I fell asleep on a park bench and woke up to a cellmate named Buk. He keeps rifling through my pockets in search of sausages and mashed potatoes. I've managed to stave him off with a few lint-coated gummy bears I had tucked away but now I've run out and the stench of rotten cabbage is becoming far to much to bear. Can't somebody help out a brother down on his luck?
2007-11-07 00:06:47 · 20 answers · asked by Ancient Brick 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have the getaway car waiting outside the door of the station.
Try fainting from the smell,or better yet,have convulsions.
When they come to rescue you though,you gotta bring Buk along with you on your escape.
I'll give him a breath mint.
Then we can all go to Denny's for breakfast.
The cops will be looking for you guys behind the dumpsters,not at their second office.
2007-11-07 05:18:53 · answer #1 · answered by t_blond_chick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 08:30:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I have no money to send, but I can send you sausages, and more gummy bears, that I have left over from Halloween. They are getting a little stale though.
2007-11-07 00:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by barbwire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you need a toothbrush more than bail money!!! And some pretty Bath and Body Works spray. So here's a toothbrush and some Crest, lemme spray the two of you....*spray, spray*...there, isn't that better? Here's a few bucks....put it in the bail kitty!!!!!
Ps. Look deep inside the cheesecake I sent in....there's a key to help you escape!!!!!!!
2007-11-07 00:53:32 · answer #4 · answered by Kim 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you using up your one phone call on this request? While you're online you could answer a few paid polls and do a bit of e-bay to get the bail money.
2007-11-07 00:11:38 · answer #5 · answered by AussieGent 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you just give me the sausages and mash like i asked then things would go a lot smoother. but because you had to ***** about me on this site, i now demand beans as well.
2007-11-07 00:14:56 · answer #6 · answered by Lorde 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rub his belly and he will fall asleep and as far as the bail money...if I had it I wouldn't be in the cell next to you
2007-11-07 00:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
O_o; *pinches* Wake up! It's Daylight allready!
2007-11-07 00:09:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jewish Steve Koro 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call the person who enabled you to become like this.
2007-11-07 00:09:56 · answer #9 · answered by Teresa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry i bare the scars of Buk from our jail stay..you're on your own
2007-11-07 00:23:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋