There was a story in the Washington Post this morning about two college students who kidnapped a third who attempted to rip them off during a drug deal. They then proceeded to torture the abductee by burning him with COOKIES, fresh out of the oven.
Is this the "gangsta" lifestyle that Fiddy and Snoop Dogg are glorifying in their albums? Or should these kids get their membership cards revoked? I mean, come ON! Use a frying pan and some bacon grease, or a pair of pliers and a blowtorch, or whatever....but COOKIES?!?!?
I tell ya...these kids today are gettin' soft....
2007-11-06 23:37:15 · 23 answers · asked by The Reverend Soleil 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Here's the story, for all you doubters...:
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1681195,00.html?xid=rss-topstories
2007-11-06 23:54:07 · update #1
the real test of a gangsta is whether or not they baked those cookies from scratch or just used pre-mix.
Martha Stewart.. SHE gangsta
2007-11-06 23:41:40 · answer #1 · answered by sahel578 5 · 10⤊ 0⤋
The true gangsters are the youths living in poverty areas around LA. The lifestyle you say is 'glorified' in rap songs - is the actual reality that some young people are forced to live because of their demographics and skin color. If you wanna know more about the actual gangster lifestyle, you can read the book 'Do or Die' by Leon Bing, or the autobiography of Monster Kody - who was an actual OG gangbanger.
anyway - these kids who are in college burning each other with cookies are just retards. nothing to do with the harsh lifestyle of kill or get killed that real gang members live with. Very few gangsters even finish highschool - so hope that answers your question.
2007-11-07 07:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Soft Batch! ...Maybe they were elves?
"Fresh from the Oven Taste!
You don’t bite into a Soft Batch® Cookie, you sort of sink into it! Cookies so soft, they taste like they’re right from the oven.
Preparation Instructions
For a home-baked experience, try them warm.
Microwave Oven:
Put 4 cookies on a paper plate in the center of the oven. Cover with a paper towel. Heat on high or maximum power for 10-15 seconds.
Conventional Oven:
Warm cookies by placing on a cookie sheet and baking at 350º F for 5 minutes."
2007-11-07 07:41:57 · answer #3 · answered by JB 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Fresh baked cookies....well I'm guessing they were potheads. By Fiddy's definition these kids would be "wangstas".
These kids should have their cards revoked and never ever ever be allowed to :
*listen to rap music
*hang around any "real" gangstas
*watch Malibu's most wanted
and most importantly their pictures should go up in the fridge section of every single grocery store in America so that no one sells them cookies or cookie makings again.
thanks for the laugh!
2007-11-07 10:01:32 · answer #4 · answered by Gloria H 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Little old ladies torturing someone with hot cookies could be considered "gangsta" - and I would give the old ladies mad props, yo.
Stoner college students doing that is just plain stupid and weird, and they deserve to have somebody go upside their useless heads with a frying pan.
Blowtorch and pliers? Hee! I like your style, Rev ;)
2007-11-07 09:10:40 · answer #5 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I guess they didn't smoke the weed because then they'd be all over those cookies themselves
mmmm.......cookies
I could just picture these guys sitting around waiting for the cookies to be done so they could burn the guy with them. It woulda been quicker just to boil some water or put on a pot of coffee or something. Geez...
2007-11-07 10:16:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Interesting case for the prosecutor. Assault with a deadly weapons(s) or a prank? I've had some cookies that would qualify as deadly. Gangsters are probably having a good laugh.
2007-11-07 11:59:05 · answer #7 · answered by lpaganus 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
With Cookies??? Are you serious?
If it was straight out the oven..Well then, respect.
Don't underestimate food out the oven....I passed out once when I ate a sausage roll straight out of the oven... It burnt my esophagus, but I imagine it's what a heart attack would have felt like.
... Cookies!? thats just criminal.
2007-11-07 07:50:15 · answer #8 · answered by jay s 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Cookies? You're joking...
Well maybe it's an improvement? It'll cause less harm than your examples!
2007-11-07 07:42:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This was indded a bizarre story. I agree with you. Torture if you must--but warm cookies??? Give us this day our daily break!
2007-11-07 10:10:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋