Warnings you won't see on the label
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have super-human fighting powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that old friends and ex-lovers really enjoy it when you call them on the phone at 3:30 in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people, causing you to act like an moron, and/or causing you to get beat up, broken up with, even arrested.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up on a sidewalk in a pool of vomit, wondering where your car keys, wallet, and automobile are.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be the leading cause of pregnancy!
2007-11-06 23:22:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to believe that the scientists at NASA owe you a time machine for all of your tax dollars and that you have the right to call them and tell them so.!!!!
2007-11-06 23:30:02 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Delanne 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead to alcoholism.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is stupid.
2007-11-07 07:27:30 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ღ♥ღQWERTY♥ღ♥ღ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
warning: the consumption of alcohol may cause you to spill your deepest secrets to the person you least want to hear them.(IE your parents) yes this happened to me and my step-mom is the one who got me drunk at 14 on Seagram's 7and tab. now i can't stand the smell of hard liquor
2007-11-07 07:43:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
warning: the consumption of alcohol will ruin your family
2007-11-07 07:26:09 · answer #4 · answered by project mayhem 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
LOL, not to mention may get you viewed by the whole world on youtube.
2007-11-07 07:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by Barbi W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is weird...i read your question several times...i didnt understand any of it till i got drunk...go figure...there are only 2 warnings i can think of, that i hate...
warning...drunk driver
warning...abusive behavier
2007-11-07 07:40:42 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guilty as charged
Not ALL counts mind you!
2007-11-07 07:26:44 · answer #7 · answered by renclrk 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao.... yeah, i hate the part where you call someone at like 4 in the morning.. haha... that was funny... i liked them all though...
2007-11-07 07:38:19 · answer #8 · answered by i♥holio 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Busy Boozing.. *don't disturb* ^_^
2007-11-07 07:26:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
right said
2007-11-07 07:32:01 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋