Blessed are the cracked
for they let in the light.
Whats the best t-shirt slogan you have ever seen.
2007-11-06 22:39:26 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm not a gynacaelogist but Ill havea look .
2007-11-06 22:48:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm with stupid ===>
Not funny but in the Marines I had a tee that showed two hand prints and said Hands Off Property of U.S. Marine...I loved that tee...gone for years now...lol...i was such a bad ***, when I'd wear it in the mall I'd watch people avoid walking next to me...it was funny...lol
2007-11-06 22:46:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Got rid of kids...the cat was allergic!
Party, my crib, 2 am!
Pacifiers are for suckers!
Naps are the enemy!
and my fav:
Front of shirt - Mary had a little lamb
Back of shirt - Until her grandma butchered it.
2007-11-06 22:49:40 · answer #3 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
see i live in an area with a lot of middle easterns so i decided to make a shirt that on the front says I hate camels on the back it says i love my marlboros!!!
2016-04-02 22:08:21 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a drinker, but saw this t-shirt the other day and chuckled....24 hrs in a day, 24 beers in a case.......coincidence, I don't think so!
2007-11-06 23:43:35 · answer #5 · answered by Jane B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I fought anorexia and won!!
Very politically incorrect, but worn by a lady of xxxl proportions
with pride!
2007-11-06 22:53:09 · answer #6 · answered by renclrk 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am 30 Years old.
Can you help me over the Road.
2007-11-06 22:52:03 · answer #7 · answered by chrissy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never interfere in the affairs of a dragon for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
2007-11-06 22:44:50 · answer #8 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Save water, drink vodka.
2007-11-06 23:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it won't suck itself!
the liver is bad and must be punished
while ur reading this, i'm staring at your ****!
nosey little f ucker arn't you? ( written in really tiny writing)
if you can read this, you must be sitting on my face!
nice legs, that time to they open?
mum said i could be anything i wanted when i grew up, i chose a *****!
if you think i'm a *****, wait till you meet my mum!
2007-11-06 22:46:48 · answer #10 · answered by * mandie * 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋