2007-11-06 18:51:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If you aint cheating
You aint trying
2007-11-06 18:55:29 · answer #1 · answered by staymay 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Do not squander time. It is the stuff life is made of". It was written on a slate on the road to 12 oakes, the wilkes' plantation in "Gone with the wind". Isn't that ironic, since they lived in perfect contradiction with that wise saying before the war broke? (the scene that illustrates what I mean is when the ladies have their afternoon nap)
2007-11-06 19:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by firefly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just was watching Ann Coulter on The O'Reilly Factor the other night and among other things, she was promoting her new book which was entitled:
"If Democrats had brains, they would be Republicans."
I don't mean to be political whatsover and may or may not even agree with the title -- but I just thought it was a very funny and clever use of words.
2007-11-14 18:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was watching golf on TV (yeah I know) and the dude hit his putt and it hit the lip of the hole and went all the way around and headed back toward the player.
The commentator exclaimed (joking of course):
I *cannot* believe he left that short!
[I nearly peed myself - it was so unexpected]
2007-11-06 19:07:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
humm the funniest saying is a friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
2007-11-10 17:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by cupcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my mum said once(trying to comfort me)
"even if the world blew up,it wouldnt be the end of the world"!!
figure that one out,makes me laugh everytime i think of it!!
2007-11-06 19:06:32 · answer #6 · answered by taharniegsi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From the movie Dead Man on Campus - "You're so horny you've gone mean!"
2007-11-06 18:55:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop making excuses, escuses are like butt cracks and everyone has one!
2007-11-08 13:38:44 · answer #8 · answered by Lo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better be nice to me becuase one day my taxes will be paying for your jail cell
:P
2007-11-06 18:53:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love is like a red red rose .
HA HA HA !
2007-11-06 19:23:58 · answer #10 · answered by orange 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋