Every time we go to Starbucks the baristas seem so incredibly chipper, even first thing in the morning. Don't get me wrong - I don't mind, but it doesn't seem natural. Does Starbucks hire aliens, do you think? Or androids? Or do they feed their employees coffee cake with a special Secret Ingredient?
2007-11-06 17:22:30 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dining Out ➔ Fast Food
because of the caffeine...and usually its teens or college students so yea...laid back people
2007-11-06 17:24:25 · answer #1 · answered by pd5119 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they have already had a couple of shots in their morning coffee before you arrive. I seem to be a lot more chipper an enthusiastic after I've had my Starbucks.
2007-11-06 17:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by justme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Visit a Super Walmart at 4am and ask an employee what isle the laundry detergent is in. You'll appreciate thos chipper folks!
2007-11-06 17:25:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not welll known, but i worked behind the scenes there for a little while. It was.....disgusting,
inside, away from the counter, they drill holes through employees skulls and implant what is only known as the " hypobean" this configures their brain onto happy hyper mode. When mixed with coffee, they experience certain side effects such as....death. that's why they don't have cofee.
2007-11-06 17:31:51 · answer #4 · answered by Arun 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They make us do it! but really... The real reason is because we have to take a shot of mind altering drugs every week or else our heads will explode... then if we quit or get fired, we are first brainwashed into telling everyone that starbucks is the greatest company in the world...
2007-11-09 16:45:38 · answer #5 · answered by thorkitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know! I went to Starbucks today for the first time in months and the girls were in unbelievably good spirits -- their "have a wonderful day" didn't even seem fained. Perhaps they are forced to wear electric shock collars.
2007-11-06 20:11:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That location probably has good management who hires people with friendly dispositions and then it attracts more applicants that are similiar in personality. They probably have pride in the experience they are delivering to the customers. A good atmosphere goes a long way!
2007-11-07 11:24:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well think about it they probably get up very Early in the morning and the first thing they see is coffee and they probably drink allot so by the time you are there they are hyper because of the coffee
2007-11-06 17:29:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they have mass quantities of caffeine in them and feel better because Starbucks probably makes 90 percent profit on each cup of coffee they sell.
2007-11-06 17:26:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is because all day long people show them love. They provide us with a special treat and who wouldn't be grateful for that? So because people are so happy to be there the workers are happy too.
2007-11-06 17:26:33 · answer #10 · answered by suigeneris-impetus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Starbucks that I go to isn't like that at all.
2007-11-06 17:25:44 · answer #11 · answered by Plondaranera 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋