A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he
motioned for her to come nearer.
She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with
warmth.
"I think your bad luck, get the hell away from me"
2007-11-06 15:48:24 · 11 answers · asked by Cheryl 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
good one, once again.....so glad your back........
2007-11-06 15:55:13 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa R 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Typical male! CJ
2007-11-06 23:54:11 · answer #2 · answered by CJ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It would have been such a sweet moment if he'd just stopped while he was ahead. lol Cute joke.
2007-11-06 23:58:00 · answer #3 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha ha ha ha.
2007-11-07 00:26:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was a riot! Good one
2007-11-07 10:32:25 · answer #5 · answered by Eve 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was soooooooo funneeeeee!!!! I think you have been hanging out too long with me and Granny. I love it, sick humor at it's best. Do it again!!! Please!!!!!
2007-11-07 08:33:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!!
2007-11-07 08:13:11 · answer #7 · answered by Riverrat 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!! Poor old thing, doesn't realize how good he has it.
2007-11-07 01:09:37 · answer #8 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That MUST be my problem. ;0))
2007-11-07 10:34:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That would have been my cue to vacate! lol
2007-11-07 08:14:08 · answer #10 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
that is too funny!
2007-11-07 09:21:27 · answer #11 · answered by slk29406 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋