10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.
I want stars for putting that smile there.LOL
2007-11-06 14:54:19 · 14 answers · asked by imahlah 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Blah you and me can hang. I'd give you a star if it were possible.
2007-11-06 15:06:23 · update #1
haha that did but how bout his one:
A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, "Not tonight dear I have a headache."
The man replied, "Is that your final answer"? She said, "Yes."
...He said. "Ok, then, I'd like to phone a friend."
2007-11-06 15:04:26 · answer #1 · answered by five C girls 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
waiting made outfits. the only problem i've got got here upon is that a length 8 dress consistently seems to be slightly tight around the chest and shoulders yet different than that each and every thing is high-quality.
2016-12-15 19:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by calderon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i could give you more stars i would. Very cute.
2007-11-06 15:15:27 · answer #3 · answered by snowlady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is way too funny, I have to remember to tell that one to my husband when he gets home tonight.
2007-11-06 15:04:11 · answer #4 · answered by good directions 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not as funny and the snake in the grass one.
2007-11-07 01:15:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really cute story.Thanks.
2007-11-06 15:00:11 · answer #6 · answered by HyperGforce 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I liked that, thats good
2007-11-06 18:12:01 · answer #7 · answered by qcyboy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty perverted but its FUNNEH nonetheless!
hehehe.
darn those kids today lol wait...that's me! ha!
2007-11-06 15:00:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats cute.
2007-11-06 15:00:13 · answer #9 · answered by .... 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok i get the sexual stuff, but i dont get the last part and its killing me!
2007-11-06 15:02:47 · answer #10 · answered by 1DisneyNut 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋