2007-11-06 14:20:06 · 12 answers · asked by raffy_09 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television ➔ Comedy
When Elaine grabbed George's toupe and said "You're bald" after George had broken up with a woman because she was bald. Seinfeld.
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2007-11-06 14:30:08 · answer #1 · answered by The man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From The Office
Pam: [during a role-playing exercise] Okay, if I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe..not be a very good driver.
Dwight Schrute: [role playing as an Asian] Aw, man! I'm a woman?
Dwight Schrute: I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records. As a volunteer sheriff I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections...there are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from that old bread factory...
2007-11-07 18:17:53 · answer #2 · answered by DoReidos 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the first few minutes of the 'Knifin' Around' episode of "Space Ghost Coast to Coast", Moltar the director takes over Space Ghost's talk show hosting duties after Space Ghost blows up Moltar's laser cannon while attempting to burn illegal copies of Radiohead's new CD with it in Moltar's directing booth. There is some back and forth verbal exchange between Moltar and Space Ghost guest Thom Yorke of Radiohead. At one point Moltar suggests that Thom write a song about a knife; Space Ghost returns to his hosting desk and agrees with Moltar by also suggesting that he write a song about a knife. Thom declines at which point Space Ghost freestyles a ridiculous "knife song". Thom sarcastically asks Space Ghost if he takes intelligence drugs; to which he replies " I don't need intelligent drugs, Thom. Because I don't know what they are, o.k. Thom? But I will put anything into my mouth that is given to me, whether it's supposed to go there or not... because I'm different."
It's from the episode where Space Ghost is married to Bjork
2007-11-06 23:23:05 · answer #3 · answered by missywose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Customer: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
(pause)
Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then.
2007-11-10 21:00:03 · answer #4 · answered by Jaggadoo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once on Will & Grace, Karen said something to Grace, like "Honey, what's going on with the hair? It looks like mousse AND squirrel up there!"
I still laugh about that one.
(its a Bullwinkle & Rocky reference)
2007-11-06 22:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dean: I don’t know what this thing is.
Sam: You mean Carly’s Myspace address?
Dean: Yeah, Myspace. What the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?
from Supernatural =)
2007-11-06 22:24:37 · answer #6 · answered by Yanks4Life23519 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite was from Abbott and Costello.The Who's on First routine.
2007-11-12 09:09:02 · answer #7 · answered by sharen d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Friends:
Rachel: "Guess What!?!"
Chandler: "The fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident"
2007-11-07 11:36:27 · answer #8 · answered by Smokefaninla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't recall what season and episode it was taken on Will and Grace, but it was like this.
"I've always thought about having a child," she says. "But not as a husband."
Kinda funny^_^
2007-11-07 03:11:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The sea was angry that day my friends"
"Like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli"
-George Costanza
"The Marine Biologist"episode
2007-11-07 10:15:04 · answer #10 · answered by dave y 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋