I want to know where babies come from.?

Question

I am 28 years old and still have no clue as to where babies come from. I know this sounds absurd, but it's the total truth.

Charai - Thank we all do what. Yes I am a loser. Im worth 26 million dollars. I own my on company. Wait I just made another thousand responding to your answer. Thanks

canadateen13- Great answer you are for sure in the running for best answer.

Answer 1

i think in for order for yahoo answers to fully appreciate the true fact of you being a loser, we must ask ourselves, "how in the hell did your parents have any kids that lived" we're surprised you didn't end up as a wet spot on the couch after a good romping from mommy and daddy

Answer 2

Having ample prenatal care, taking prenatal nutrients, treating STDs and fending off medications and alcohol would possibly slash the hazard of getting a child with a bodily deformity, however a few are simply flukes of nature and regardless of the mother and father doing the whole lot correct a child can correctly be born with a deformity.

Answer 3

Babies come from a Stork.
They fly overhead, and drop a small bundle onto the front doors of happy married couples.

Answer 4

You're joking right?!? Some ppl tell there kids some Bull Sh** Story About some dumb a** stork but everyone knows thats not true.....

Answer 5

you cant be serious. r u some curious little kid who is dying to know, well here it is. The male penis becomes erect and is inserted into the vagina. The penis ejaculates semen containing billions of sperm cells travels to the female egg. The egg hatches and an ugly, prune-like, loud-mouthed brat pops out ready to empty your bank account

Answer 6

if u want one, write a nice heartfelt letter to Magical Johnson and he mite send u one if u r nice good luck

Answer 7

Think we all do loser

Answer 8

they come from storks silly

Answer 9

my mommy says that i was a mistake! lol

Answer 10

i think I came from: I can't remember, it's been so long. sorry.