I'm writing a story about why not to run with scissors in your hand. So far I've gotten stuff like "Ever seen Happy Tree Friends?" and "Because the scissors might get motion sickness and throw up all over you".
And if you put "Because you'll poke your eye out", I will find me a nice, sharp pair of scissors and make a voodoo doll with your screen name on it and POKE ITS EYE OUT.
=D
Thanks, lol.
2007-11-06 12:52:10 · 24 answers · asked by Me 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
because someone may be running towards you with a voodoo doll with my screen name on it, and you may collide and poke its eye out. Honestly, I have enough in my life to worry about, I don't need this too. Please, slow down or stow the scissors. Thanks.
2007-11-06 13:03:38 · answer #1 · answered by mrthreee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's pleasant.
I personaly like the 'Because the scissors will get motion sickness and throw up all over you.'
Well, scissors are very emotionally charged beings. They feel very awful when you run around with them and stab your or someone else's eyes out. They prefer to do your bidding.
2007-11-06 12:58:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the scissors are out of shape and might cramp up!!
2007-11-06 13:07:25 · answer #3 · answered by R u kidding me?! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because mommy said if u run with scissors in your hands
you might drop it
and it might land on the ground
2007-11-06 12:56:21 · answer #4 · answered by that girl next door♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why shouldn't I run with scissors in my hand ?
Because your feet will get jealous
2007-11-06 13:00:03 · answer #5 · answered by Godzilla Gal 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you shouldn't do that because the little people who live on your scissors might at that precise moment be sitting in a hottub and you would ruin their enjoyment by spilling them out of it.
2007-11-06 12:56:41 · answer #6 · answered by meggggg 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because Your Mother Said So!
2007-11-06 12:57:05 · answer #7 · answered by Christine 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because scissor is bent out of shape and you could kill him,
Have you ever wondered why Gpa is Bald,
Because they pointy and it is not polite to point.
2007-11-06 13:01:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
because the scissors is leaving for New york tomorrow and they need their rest.... they wanna be really sharp for their meeting tomorrow.
2007-11-06 12:56:23 · answer #9 · answered by MisUNderStooD 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
the scissors might do the bom chicka wow wow
2007-11-06 12:56:49 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋