What is the stupidest thing you have ever said?

Answer 1

"Ok, let's buy the Hummer...."

Answer 2

Wow. That would be hard to choose. I mean, the pickings are so plentiful. For all my capabilities with the written word, I really suck hardcore when it comes to the spoken one. I could be here all day. Really.

The thing that made me FEEL the stupidest, though....later, was....I sent my friend a Halloween card that said, "SEE YOU IN HELL!" and it had devils drinking martinis on it. She committed suicide a MONTH later....and I saw the card a couple weeks after that. **I** wanted to die. But I don't know. I'm a very black-humor type of person and even though I felt like a total idiot, I remember thinking that if that had happened in a movie or to someone else....it would've been at least *a little* funny. I'm horrible, I know. :/

These are some funny answers here, though. I loved the first one. "I do." Haha....so simple, but so perfect. :P

Answer 3

A few years (7 or 8) after I got out of high school I was standing in line at the bank with this incredibly huge (tall and large not fat, like a natural lumberjack body type) man behind me. I am kind of petite and about 5 ft 5 inches and I was feeling very uncomfortable. He was just huge and right behind me, the bank was packed and we really had no choice but to be so close.

All of a sudden he spoke, "Are you still ticklish pretty girl?" and in shock I stepped back and looked up into the face of a boy I knew in high school and he must have grown a foot since then and I proudly and stupidly said, "Wow, you got big".

Yes it was stupid and I will never forget it......

Answer 4

Who ever said that the worst thing they ever said was "I do" THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY!!! The stupidest thing I ever said was today actually. We were doing this survey for our yearbooks (already!) and one of the catagories was Male Model (I am a girl) and the one I wanted to be in was "Be on Brodway". I told My crush a thousand times I wanted the Brodway one and the like the 1,000 time I said it I said "Make sure you put me down for male model"!!! OMG!!! I AM SO STUPID. But he laughed and now I am most likely to be on Brodway!!! :D

Answer 5

Recently....you know that commercial about the cell phone where his brother lives in prague and he lives in chicago and has friends in philladelphia...something like that. At the end they say some weird name and combine them all. Well I though that was a real place in the world. IDIOT!!! I got in a huge debate with my bf about it and finally realized after another commercial that it was all the cities combined!

Answer 6

It's actually something stupid I said set off by something I said before. It goes like this:

ME"Oh, look, those cameraguys are back again."

SARA"You know, they've been around a few times, and I just now noticed they're cameraguys."

ME"What cameraguys?"

I said that in all seriousness. I laughed at it for hours.

Answer 7

When my algebra teacher asked me a question in 7th grade I answered,"Umm...the circle thing??"
And I made a square in the air with my fingers.
My teacher got angry.
Lol.

Answer 8

I made a joke along the lines of "You're going to die" to a guy who had cancer. Didn't even think of who I was talking to before I said it... Awful, I know

Answer 9

lol@Rob's answer. The most recent stupid thing I've said is telling my dad that I would take over paying the cable bill. I'm still kicking myself in the *** over that. =(

Answer 10

Bumwhackitschanppel

Answer 11

I have to agree with the first answer only I said it TWICE!