Ways to die in a classroom? Any ideas?

Question

I'm going to start off the story with this guy running with scissors in a classroom. Then what could happen? The entire class (15 people) needs to die. =) I'm reading this aloud in class, so I'd like it to be funny.

I have some ideas but I'd like to have some more ways to die before I go on. Keep in mind that the setting is in an English CLASSROOM, so there's desks, non-working computers, pencils, heavy textbooks, etc. Please no chainsaws or pit bulls, lol.

WOW, I guess I didn't make myself clear. The story's not gonna be, like, BAM this kid DIES because I HATE HIM, and this cheerleader gets her face pulverized, and this dude impales himself and blood shoots all over the place.

Egh, NO! The topic was why not to run with scissors and several of the students wrote about accidentally stabbing themselves, the teacher, etc. And we're all really good friends so they would mention each other's names - "Wayne fell back and was electrocuted", etc. Then we'd all laugh. It's supposed to be FUNNY, not gruesome or scary!!

Anyway, I already told my teacher about it and she thought it would be a funny idea. It's going to be written as if it were a newspaper article: "An entire class was killed today in a bizarre turn of events ... " , like that.

Sorry for the confusion, lol.

Answer 1

1. running with scissors

2. someone could literally "die from boredom" after a really long lecture about when the teacher was "your age", that has little or nothing to do with whatever lesson they're supposed to be learning

3. while learning calligraphy, someone could accidently drink the India ink,hoping it's some new kind of trendy coffee drink to keep them awake so they won't be bored to death and they end up accidentally poisoning themselves instead.

4. someone could stab him/herself in the heart with a dull pencil because they feel it's more merciful than being bored to death

5. someone could get electrocuted by a faulty computer

6. a desk can collapse and crush someone

7. heavy books of Shakespeare and dictionaries can fall off the top shelf of a bookcase and land on people's heads.

8. the whole bookcase can fall on someone's head

9. the class clown can be showing off and somehow manage to fall out the window

10. someone could come in carrying a huge backpack that's so heavy that it breaks their spine

11. the floor can be over-waxed and people fall and hit their heads

12. someone could get so confused and frustrated trying to figure out interjections, conjunctions, direct and indirect objects, modifiers, prepositions,etc., that they short-circuit or their head explodes

13. the electric pencil sharpener/paper-cutter can become carniverous and manage to take off someone's finger/hand and they bleed to death

14. while acting out a scene in a Shakespeare play, someone can use real swords

15. someone can write and then read aloud a dirty limerick that makes students laugh themselves to death.

The dirty limerick could also make their teacher die of embarassment.


is this what you're looking for? Hope i gave you some inspiration. Let us know what you go with.

Answer 2

You should have a bunch of crazy things happen in a science classroom. Have the guy running with scissors, explosions happening in the lab, students getting in fights, and a bunch of psycho stuff, but then at the end someone dies of something stupid like choking after getting a drink out of their water bottle.

It's just an idea... dumb, yes, but an idea.

Answer 3

We use to play numerous Heads-Up Seven-as much as fill interior the couple greater minutes on the tip of the day. We additionally wrote letters to young ones that had left the college at present or now i think you're able to write letters to the troops deployed. i'm deployed inspite of the undeniable fact that it is not proper what time of twelve months it rather is, to get a letter from a toddler this is my little sisters age and have them write us letters is often exciting. a minimum of for me it rather is. one in each and every of my instructors had a jar packed with jelly beans, M&M's (something little adequate for a jar). Then she might come across a manner for us to make a gamble as to what proportion have been in there. Like, if we did something specific or confirmed progression or in spite of. by potential of the tip of each and each month virtually each and all of the youngsters had a gamble and whoever substitute into the closest might get some style of prize. yet another instructor rather needed to advance attendance. He might award the class as an entire 3 toothpicks (or something decrease priced and ordinary to assemble) if anybody substitute into there, 2 if one toddler substitute into long previous, one if 2 young ones have been long previous, and none for something greater suitable than that. Then he set diverse stages (like 25 selections, 50 selections and one hundred selections) for various type prizes. one hundred toothpicks substitute right into a pizza celebration interior the lecture room. i don't remember what 25 and 50 have been yet one substitute into greater recess time. and then the class could vote in the event that they needed to spend the selections or shop saving. I look to remember consistently having homework and that fluctuate into yet another between the suitable time fillers for the tip of the day. end the artwork and not could take my books domicile with me and have greater time to play once I have been given domicile.

Answer 4

hmm....how about he "accidently" falls on someone so then that person is like gone....then the victim falls over the non-working ocmputers and so they fall over some more students who happen to die just yeah and then something happens with the heavy text books. hmm how bout they were on top of the computers and so they fall on some other peeps and yeah. somewho manage to get 15 people well 14 considering the 1st one died with the scissors, killed by non- working computers and books. or have the teacher throw the textbooks around cos shes so angry cos nobody is listening to her and she is desperately-seeking-attention type of teacher. so yeah. man im really really bad today! sorry my imagination has officially left me today. it has been declared!

Answer 5

How about the kid running with the scissors bumps into another kid, causing the scissors to go flying into someone, and then a fat kid trips and falls on all the other students, knocking heavy textbooks onto everyones head, causing them to die! =]

Answer 6

well he could of course trip fall, and the scissors could go into a fellow classmate who then starts flailing about. the teacher could try and help them and trip over the overhead projector cord, causing to to come slightly out of the wall. another student could run up to try and help her but knocks her coffee of the desk into the outlet with the projector and cause an electrical fire that blocks the doorway out.


Um why are you writing a story like this anyways?

Answer 7

one kid walks in front of the class while they were playing darts with pencils.

one kid needs to bring so many books home that before he could go home the heavy backpack broke his spine.

one kid ran right into a desk.. ? and whatever else

3 kids were so bored that they wanted to use the computers so they all tried to fix the computers and got shocked to death!

Answer 8

Choke on pen

Bleed to death from a paper cut

Crushed to death by a pile of textbooks

You could have an emo die from ennui, LOL

Answer 9

He keeps doing it for the rest of the time and the whole class dies of boredom.

Answer 10

Honey, you're going to make all the papers...suspension city. Remember, we're in Zero Tolerance Land.

Someone slips in the blood of the scissors guy.