What would happen if DC's heroes and villians turned over a new leaf?

Question

10. L.Luthor got his hair back, sports corn rolls, and no longer hates Superman.

9. The GL power core on Oa is really a deep dark purple.

8. The Teen Titans are the New Saved By The Bell.

7. Mr. Mxzptlk and Batmite go to Vegas and gambled all of Bruce Waynes money. Turns out these two broke every casino on the strip.

6. Nightwing snapped and started saying "I'M BATMAN! I'M BATMAN!"

5. Aquamans new weakness is spam and pickle juice.

4. Superman and Batman are the Tango and Cash.

3. Joker gave up his life of crime to open hamberger joints called Joker Joints and put McDonalds out of business.

2. Superman cleaned up Metropolis, got bored and took over Metropolis' only pimp.

1. Shazam he too cleaned up Fawcett City as well. Like Suerman became a pimp. Just in case Superman tries to take over like he did in Gotham.Shazam has a few kryptonite pimp sticks just in case Superman tries anything.

See if you canmake it real funny about this.Lex Luthor with a fro and now works for Soul Glo. Superman as a pimp. Here comes a super pimp slap.

Answer 1

This is one of the best questions I have seen on here for a long time! A really insightful question that shows a deep, penetrating mind, obviously the result of long thought and serious consideration. Such a question deserves the kind of answer that is based on research and lifelong knowledge of comics, a true devotion to super heroic ideals and a desire to see justice done!

In fact -- oh, dear! look at the clock! Well, I'm afraid that's all the time we have for questions tonight, folks. See you all tomorrow.















































All right, I'm impressed that you even remember who Bat Mite is.

Howzabout Elastic Lad, Plastic Man, Elongated Man and Mister Fantastic go make porn movies...?

Parasite and Rogue meet and get all up close and intimate, 'draining' each other....

Doctor Mahattan goes out for a night on the town to see Blue Man Group.

Hawkwoman leaves Hawkman to join Paul McCartney in a new rock band, he calls it 'Wings'.

7 NOV 07, 0137 hrs, GMT.