The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnny. "Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mummy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
Pls star if you liked this one. Thanx.
2007-11-06 07:47:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
WOW..... that was hilarious!!!!^^
Seriously, I gave you a star but if I could, I would've given you 10!! Its sooooo funny!!
2007-11-06 07:57:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-28 03:58:35 · answer #2 · answered by freeda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! hahahahaha thats funny.
why is "johnnie" always the bad boy in almost every classroom joke?
2007-11-06 07:52:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's ur star
2007-11-06 07:52:32 · answer #4 · answered by jodi c 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's pretty funny!
Tah dah!!
I gave you a star!
2007-11-06 07:51:29 · answer #5 · answered by candy- capped 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay,
2007-11-06 07:52:41 · answer #6 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2007-11-06 07:52:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha very good, star for you
2007-11-06 07:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by McHaggis Scoticus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg that is funny!!
i gave you a star :]
2007-11-06 07:53:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yayy love it
did you write that?
it v good !
2007-11-06 07:54:23 · answer #10 · answered by let me have my fractured logic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋