Do you suffer from ADD (Attention Defecate Disorder)? Oh, look a puppy!?

Question

I got it bad! Hey there’s cake!
My wife thinks I ignore her because of it. I just found 25 cents!
I tell her I can't help it! I like candy!
Where was I? Oh yeah, stay away from my food!

Answer 1

i was told i have ADHD (by doctor)
but i don't go for it, i say i just like muli-tasking =D

Answer 2

Suffers of Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) have many hurdles to overcome on a daily basis. Typically, ADD behavioral problems will hinder a sufferer’s ability to successfully interact in social situations. This can lead to problems in at home, in school, at work, or even in a romantic situation. The frustration that a sufferer can incur from the lack of control over their conduct can be emotionally exhaustive. A common ADD behavioral problem is the inability to focus on a task. Many sufferers are easily distracted by things which other people would consider periphery and unimportant. This, and most other, ADD behavioral problem is one which is not in the control of the sufferer. Most would appreciate the opportunity to focus on what their teacher just said in the morning lecture, the humorous anecdote his date just shared, or the personal revelation that a parent just revealed. Unfortunately, due to their disability, they cannot. Another frequently noted ADD behavioral problem is the tendency to act impulsively. Many sufferers seek out activities which they find exciting. This insatiable desire to instantly gratify their senses can lead to problems with drug or alcohol addiction. Hyperactivity is a third common feature. Quite often those with ADD behavioral problems will jitter or fidget restlessly. They might also run, jump, or climb excessively. This restless sensation can impede effective communication as others might perceive the sufferer as being uninterested or simply rude. While these challenges are certainly great, they are not insurmountable. Many with ADD behavioral problems have found success in therapy. Discussing their frustrations with someone who will help them develop strategies to counter their ADD behavioral problem can be more than helpful. Therapy coupled with stimulant medications has been the path to success for many sufferers.

Answer 3

I don't suffer from ADD! Geeez! With ADhd I can finally do well in math class [=

it's really funny too becuase not only can I add, I have asparagus too!! It's amazing

het that's sooo not cool making fun of us; I mean we have feelings too...I don't get that distracted easily, I mean like...just becuase there is a bag of cand yright thre. and oh how was your halloween?? mine was great [= I was thomas the train..but no friends :( I have no friends :(

Answer 4

Nooooo... I dont have a dog that I forgot to walk and where's my cell phone I bet I left in the freezer with the meat i forgot to take out for dinner tomorrow when I have a serious business meeting to go to the rooftop to see a concert and hang with my boy that I haven't seen since I lost my cell phone....

Answer 5

I have a good friend that has ADHD.. (Attention Defacate Hyperactive Disorder).. and he's been on medicine for it since he was about 13. He's funny though.

Answer 6

no but I'm suffering from ADHD (attention Deficite Hyperactivity Disorder) ..... I can't stop fidgeting haha!

Answer 7

yeah i do.....ooohh look a new mall
im a shopaholic and im addicted.ooh look a shoe sale

Answer 8

yeah i got it but not too bad

Answer 9

not really, but l do suffer from selective hearing.

Answer 10

LOL,,,,, no I don't suffer, but 2 of my children do.